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josh
02-01--2006, 11:17 PM
Does anyone actually get off on these or are they just a porn-movie construct?

Roach
02-01--2006, 11:19 PM
Does anyone actually get off on these or are they just a porn-movie construct?

Hell yes! love 'um. Mercedes is the first lass I've been with who has tits big enough to do it properly

josh
02-01--2006, 11:23 PM
mercedes is an awesome name for a girl..

sorry!

back to topic..

Roach
02-01--2006, 11:26 PM
mercedes is an awesome name for a girl..

sorry!

back to topic..

She's Canadian, its a common name there apprently ;)

scothippy
02-01--2006, 11:59 PM
No its not...its hollywood like...no offence mate.

Roach
03-01--2006, 12:04 AM
No its not...its hollywood like...no offence mate.

Each to their own I guess, I like 'um anyway

Firinne
03-01--2006, 12:17 AM
I've known a fair few guys to find them appealing, but then for every sexual practice there's people out there turned on by it - even clown porn, so I wouldn't take that as necessarily representative of what you might be missing Josh ;)

Roach
03-01--2006, 12:19 AM
I've known a fair few guys to find them appealing, but then for every sexual practice there's people out there turned on by it - even clown porn, so I wouldn't take that as necessarily representative of what you might be missing Josh ;)

Wouldn't it be ironic if you were turned on by clown porn but scared of clowns

ecomamma
03-01--2006, 03:55 AM
Ive never heard of clown porn....whos gonna enlighten me!

wiggy
03-01--2006, 08:50 AM
Nope i think its gross - seeing a bloke wank isnt that bad but when its right in your face literally then thats a bit up close lol. And most of the time they cum on the womans face and i think thats gross and disgusting

phil
03-01--2006, 10:34 AM
Did i read that right, clown porn!! :o i dont watch porn, it doesnt do it for me, but i would DEFINATLY watch that it must be funny as f... can you imagine their painted faces when they come!!!!!!!!!!! brilliant :D

Atomik
03-01--2006, 10:42 AM
Hmmm. I dunno. It might get confusing.

"Oooh! Look at his red nose! Ewww! It's all snotty! Oh... hang on....."

josh
03-01--2006, 12:13 PM
I've known a fair few guys to find them appealing, but then for every sexual practice there's people out there turned on by it - even clown porn, so I wouldn't take that as necessarily representative of what you might be missing Josh ;)


Who said i was missing anything sarah :P

josh
03-01--2006, 12:13 PM
(please can we get a good tounge-smiley - :p is awful and :harhar: is too silly - firinne, can you drag a psyforum one on here?)

Atomik
03-01--2006, 01:55 PM
Bloody hell! How many tongue smilies do ya want???

We have all these....

:harhar: :insane: :p :long: :tease:

dreadyfairy
03-01--2006, 04:14 PM
Well i must admit i dont mind!im no prude!

Exedous
03-01--2006, 04:38 PM
Does anyone actually get off on these or are they just a porn-movie construct?

Yup...lots of oil, looking at the womans eyes...lots of fire...Hmmmmm...need i say more....does depend on the tit size, they cant be enormous, but a good size.......Hmmmm

Ghost

Firinne
03-01--2006, 04:40 PM
Who said i was missing anything sarah :P

Oh, I'm sorry honey .. I just assumed if no one would snog you they're definitely not going to be ... :harhar:

Firinne
03-01--2006, 04:41 PM
(please can we get a good tounge-smiley - :p is awful and :harhar: is too silly - firinne, can you drag a psyforum one on here?)

Nope, we have enough tongue smileys dear - you just need to learn how to use them properly! :harhar:

Atomik
03-01--2006, 04:44 PM
Nope, we have enough tongue smileys dear - you just need to learn how to use them properly! :harhar::lol:

That's the funniest thing I've heard all year!

Firinne
03-01--2006, 05:37 PM
:lol:

That's the funniest thing I've heard all year!

Well, we are only three days into it so I won't give up my dayjob yet ;)

Atomik
03-01--2006, 05:52 PM
Well, we are only three days into it so I won't give up my dayjob yet ;)That was kinda part of the point. :whistle:

Firinne
03-01--2006, 05:54 PM
That was kinda part of the point. :whistle:

He giveth, and he taketh away .... :hippy:

Atomik
03-01--2006, 05:56 PM
He giveth, and he taketh away .... :hippy:I'm fighting the innuendo! :zipped:

Firinne
03-01--2006, 06:06 PM
I'm fighting the innuendo! :zipped:

Who's winning? ;)

Atomik
03-01--2006, 06:11 PM
Who's winning? ;):reddevil:

Paul
03-01--2006, 06:11 PM
Does anyone actually get off on these or are they just a porn-movie construct?
I always find them a bit awkward ... but i'm only an A cup

josh
03-01--2006, 07:44 PM
Oh, I'm sorry honey .. I just assumed if no one would snog you they're definitely not going to be ... :harhar:


money speaks louder than er...


:rolleyes:

ahem.

The Original Laney
09-01--2006, 05:00 PM
I always find them a bit awkward ... but i'm only an A cup

Welcome to my world :whistle:

Atomik
09-01--2006, 05:48 PM
Welcome to my world :whistle:Oooh! Small titties.... :reddevil:

:whistle:

The Original Laney
12-01--2006, 09:40 AM
No one likes small titties.. I find men make a point of saying they love them.. but you later on find they love gurt huge titties and were only saying it to make you feel good or get you in the sac

Atomik
12-01--2006, 09:43 AM
That's bullshit. I hate big tits. I find them a complete turn-off. Ask me missus. She's spent eight years watching me check out other girls, and none of them had big titties!

Of course, if you wanna post some piccies, I can offer a more comprehensive opinion...... :reddevil:

The Original Laney
12-01--2006, 05:47 PM
Dream on :reddevil:

Atomik
12-01--2006, 06:09 PM
Bah, foiled again!

matthew
12-01--2006, 06:23 PM
I think i have mentioned 'soapy tit wanks' before..

They do seem slightly to much like a porn thing [dirty]..
I would feel a bit uncomftable.. but i think if the lady was 'up for it' and the mood was right.. why the hell not..
It is not really part of my usual routine.. i have to say.
Never had the 'pleasure'.
Seems like when you grab a birds hair or summit... all rather barbaric .

I have only seen it in a porn movie once.. and i have seen way too much porn... I don't think it is a 'porn thing' [thinking about it].
It was just right at the end .. i just think it finishes a chap ................ No.. i don't think i am gonna carry on with this post.

matthew
12-01--2006, 07:33 PM
Ive never heard of clown porn....whos gonna enlighten me!

www.clownporn.net (http://www.clownporn.net) :whistle:

Firinne
12-01--2006, 07:34 PM
www.clownporn.net (http://www.clownporn.net) :whistle:

Why on earth did I just click that? :eek:

stormypagan
12-01--2006, 07:42 PM
Well, not to boast or anything but at the mo mine are huge but then it is understandable under the circumstances, only thing is they are out of bounds to anyone but baby Torr hehehe!! opps better say for feeding only!! (soz Stonesy :D you can have them back in a year or so time hehehe)

The Original Laney
12-01--2006, 10:22 PM
ARGH I clicked on the clown porn:vomit:

Exedous
13-01--2006, 02:40 AM
www.clownporn.net (http://www.clownporn.net)

I agree...:eek: (http://www.clownporn.net/)

Ghost....

ecomamma
13-01--2006, 12:38 PM
Its for fucking real! i have resisted clicking that link....now i just sucummbed! im damaged by those images...:wiggle:

Dapablo
13-01--2006, 03:35 PM
Well, not to boast or anything but at the mo mine are huge but then it is understandable under the circumstances, only thing is they are out of bounds to anyone but baby Torr hehehe!! opps better say for feeding only!! (soz Stonesy :D you can have them back in a year or so time hehehe)

Don't be like it, really starting to sympathise with the fellow now. :)

moominmamma
13-01--2006, 04:30 PM
Its for fucking real! i have resisted clicking that link....now i just sucummbed! im damaged by those images...:wiggle:

Argggh I just clicked the link too.....I thought it was just a joke ......that was seriously scary

Paul
13-01--2006, 07:19 PM
I want to be a clown

Anusha
13-01--2006, 10:28 PM
I want to be a clown

thats so not funny.... click on the link....:vomit:

Power_13
13-01--2006, 11:29 PM
Well, not to boast or anything but at the mo mine are huge but then it is understandable under the circumstances, only thing is they are out of bounds to anyone but baby Torr hehehe!! opps better say for feeding only!! (soz Stonesy :D you can have them back in a year or so time hehehe)

Why are boobs like train sets?

They're intended for the kids, but it's always the father that ends up playing with them :D

stormypagan
14-01--2006, 12:05 PM
LMFAO @ Power 13 .....

oh that explains a lot, so that is why the dads go whooo whoooooooooo at them he he he!!

Atomik
14-01--2006, 12:14 PM
so that is why the dads go whooo whoooooooooo at them he he he!!How many dads have you being showing your tits to?!? :insane:

The Original Laney
14-01--2006, 08:57 PM
oh gawd.. a double act:cry:

:duel: Michael!! I challenge thee to a dual

stormypagan
14-01--2006, 10:24 PM
How many dads have you being showing your tits to?!? :insane:

Dammmmm my secrets out .... ok I admit it I am the phantom breast feeding tit flasher ... ok its a fair cop guvner... I will do my time.... 'onest guv :harhar: hehehe!!

Power_13
15-01--2006, 01:06 AM
oh gawd.. a double act:cry:

:duel: Michael!! I challenge thee to a dual

Can I choose the weapon?

The Original Laney
15-01--2006, 09:25 AM
We should use gloves to slap with :insane:

TheFly
15-01--2006, 10:41 PM
Hmmmmmmm... that link explains so many things I've been looking for in my life...

Fly...

stormypagan
16-01--2006, 09:51 AM
:topic: .........Whoaahhh Pink!!! wow these threads get more colourful hehehe!!

Dan
13-03--2006, 04:45 PM
titwanking is cool as long as all are consenting i guess anything can turn someone on some cultures like fat for instance n others shit doesnt turn me on personally lol

Ms. Vee
20-03--2006, 10:36 AM
No one likes small titties.. I find men make a point of saying they love them.. but you later on find they love gurt huge titties and were only saying it to make you feel good or get you in the sac

Actually, I think a lot of guys make a point of saying they like big tits also, but when confronted by them seem to get intimidated and not know what the hell to do with them. It's just apparently 'cool' to have big tits. But that's bullshit because I'm a D cup and I'm not very bloody cool at all! At the end of the day, I don't really think much blokes really mind what size a woman's breasts are - since they'll be happy enough to have a naked female in bed with them in the first place!

And tit-wanks - they can either be fun or very boring. Depends on how selfish the man is.

twistedduck
20-03--2006, 11:14 AM
www.clownporn.net (http://www.clownporn.net) :whistle:

Im scarred for life:panic: Matthew you should pay for my counselling for posting that link.:eek:

scarlett
20-03--2006, 01:24 PM
thats why i don't like clowns......

Dan
20-03--2006, 06:00 PM
hilaroius but terryfying at the same time whoever posted that should all send us money for counselling whos with me?