View Full Version : Her first time...

crap muppet
16-01--2006, 10:42 AM
It's your first time.
As you lie back, your
muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first
time his finger has found
the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him
- he's done this many times before. His cool
smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him;
more room for an easy
entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his
time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
possible. As he presses
;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
way; pain surges throughout
your body and you feel the slight trickle of
blood as he continues. He
looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful.Your eyes are
filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
for him to go on. He
begins going in and out with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him
within you. After a few moments, you feel
something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
have it over. He looks
at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
chuckle; that you have been
his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your
dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled.

16-01--2006, 10:49 AM
ahahaha...and i was just getting into that...:rolleyes:

16-01--2006, 11:06 AM
i read that out to my best mate once, she was shitting herself, really didnt expenct the ending!!

16-01--2006, 10:38 PM
Dammit...not fair.

16-01--2006, 11:14 PM
Excellent - good old twist lol

18-01--2006, 03:49 PM

18-01--2006, 04:37 PM
did you write that? Ive written a poem simular with a twist! Il see if i can dig it out.....

18-01--2006, 04:39 PM
:( *zips trousers back up*

i choked laughing reading that, been awhile since tea came out my nose!

18-01--2006, 09:28 PM
*Applause* :lol:


The Original Laney
28-01--2006, 03:30 PM
That was cheeky.. I was so getting into that :harhar:

28-01--2006, 03:41 PM
Love it!!!! Just may I will go back to the dentists. Its been ages. Havent been to dentist recently either.

29-01--2006, 12:33 PM
That was cool although I dont remember my first extraction in quite the same way lol.

29-01--2006, 02:02 PM
absoulty superb..

more more more

29-01--2006, 04:44 PM
oOh Arr nOw thAt be a Post

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Worthy of a 'best post to date' lol

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30-01--2006, 12:30 AM
Haahaa!!! I've heard that one before!!! I had it sent to me via email when I was in school!!! Its ACE!!!