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josh
22-01--2006, 10:13 PM
So who has introduced a bit of hardkorr into their sex-play? Who's gone a bit Benni Bennasi? What have you used?

Exedous
22-01--2006, 10:35 PM
So who has introduced a bit of hardkorr into their sex-play? Who's gone a bit Benni Bennasi? What have you used?

Oooo dear, iv seen these "machines" on t'nternet...they look scary...not me, the only machine iv used with a partner was the washing machine...:insane: :reddevil:

Ghost

rizla
31-01--2006, 01:36 PM
Oooo dear, iv seen these "machines" on t'nternet...they look scary...not me, the only machine iv used with a partner was the washing machine...:insane: :reddevil:

Ghost

was that for the extra pouncing motion :harhar:

Firinne
31-01--2006, 01:43 PM
was that for the extra pouncing motion :harhar:

No, he's talking about his kissing technique :reddevil:

Paul
31-01--2006, 01:51 PM
I reckon that most females have experimented with a washing machine. :whistle:

Firinne
31-01--2006, 01:53 PM
I reckon that most females have experimented with a washing machine. :whistle:

I haven't ... am I really missing out?

Paul
31-01--2006, 02:10 PM
I haven't ... am I really missing out?
Yeah, beats having to do your laundry in the stream :harhar:

Firinne
31-01--2006, 02:41 PM
Yeah, beats having to do your laundry in the stream :harhar:

LMAO!

Anusha
31-01--2006, 03:51 PM
Oooo dear, iv seen these "machines" on t'nternet...they look scary...not me, the only machine iv used with a partner was the washing machine...:insane: :reddevil:

Ghost

erm...what machines?

Paul
31-01--2006, 03:55 PM
search google images for "fucking machines" ... I don't want to break our rules by posting porn :shock:

Anusha
31-01--2006, 04:05 PM
search google images for "fucking machines" ... I don't want to break our rules by posting porn :shock:


OMG :eek:...:o

twistedduck
31-01--2006, 04:10 PM
:scared:

Paul
31-01--2006, 04:12 PM
I'm thinking of installing one on the forum ...

Anusha
31-01--2006, 04:17 PM
I'm thinking of installing one on the forum ...

a virtual f*king machine....interesting...and who to call if we need remote assistance...? :rolleyes:

rizla
31-01--2006, 05:46 PM
I'm thinking of installing one on the forum ...

what a washing machine ?
who gets to test run the spin first :rolleyes:

Firinne
31-01--2006, 05:55 PM
search google images for "fucking machines" ... I don't want to break our rules by posting porn :shock:

Damn, and I was expecting tech support ... :eek:

Atomik
31-01--2006, 05:56 PM
what a washing machine ?
who gets to test run the spin first :rolleyes:Depends whether you just want a quick rinse or an extended tumble. :whistle:

rizla
31-01--2006, 06:18 PM
Depends whether you just want a quick rinse or an extended tumble. :whistle:

can i have a go at the extended tumble , could be interesting :harhar:

ecomamma
31-01--2006, 06:57 PM
That has seriously distrurbed me
:vomit:
errr...thanks for sharing that josh:rolleyes: new i shoudda closed my eyes!

Paul
31-01--2006, 07:12 PM
That has seriously distrurbed me
That would be the vibrations

josh
01-02--2006, 12:26 PM
I didn't share anything!

'twas Paul that suggested the google..

im a virgin :)

Anusha
01-02--2006, 12:32 PM
I didn't share anything!

'twas Paul that suggested the google..

im a virgin :)

that google search was pretty shocking..i learnt a few things...

a virgin huh?...yeah ok..you started loads of threads i had to google before replying...:eek:

Paul
01-02--2006, 01:00 PM
I'm searching google for plans to build one :reddevil:

josh
01-02--2006, 01:05 PM
PM me paul...

Paul
01-02--2006, 02:58 PM
PM me paul...
If you want to be a tester you'll have to join the queue :harhar:

josh
01-02--2006, 03:15 PM
who said anything about testing..

tips mate, tips..

:harhar:

tierell
01-02--2006, 07:51 PM
Get saving guys and girls,

http://www.realdoll.com

Exedous
01-02--2006, 08:41 PM
No, he's talking about his kissing technique :reddevil:
And how are WE such and expert all of a sudden.....iv looked at your pics on the gallery, and i can safely say, we have NEVER met.....so...?? Eh?? Missus??? :long:

Ghost:pirate:

Firinne
01-02--2006, 09:05 PM
And how are WE such and expert all of a sudden.....iv looked at your pics on the gallery, and i can safely say, we have NEVER met.....so...?? Eh?? Missus??? :long:

They say you can tell how a man kisses by the way he talks :whistle:

Exedous
01-02--2006, 09:14 PM
Hmmm, is that so....there are some things you shall never know....:harhar: {or want to.....:whistle: }

Ghost:pirate:

Firinne
01-02--2006, 09:19 PM
Hmmm, is that so....there are some things you shall never know....:harhar: {or want to.....:whistle: }

I'm saving my kisses, like a nice girl :whistle:

Exedous
01-02--2006, 09:57 PM
Hmm, funny that, all the girls say that to me...nothing worse than kissing a beery gob...or an ashtray..then if you go around kissing pub furniture......i know...:topic:

Ghost:pirate:

Firinne
01-02--2006, 10:54 PM
Well, I drink and smoke so I can't talk .. but I'm still saving my kisses :harhar:

josh
02-02--2006, 11:59 AM
stop besmirching my thread.

rizla
02-02--2006, 02:30 PM
Well, I drink and smoke so I can't talk .. but I'm still saving my kisses :harhar:

:woohoo:

bring em on !!!!

:harhar:

Firinne
02-02--2006, 02:44 PM
:woohoo:

bring em on !!!!

:harhar:

Not for you, woman! T'is the mating season don't you know .. :whistle:

rizla
02-02--2006, 10:26 PM
Not for you, woman! T'is the mating season don't you know .. :whistle:
:frust: what am i doing wrong !

:sex:

:pmt:

Firinne
05-02--2006, 11:21 PM
:frust: what am i doing wrong !

Nothing at all dear, I just think sex would complicate our relationship :whistle:

ecomamma
06-02--2006, 12:25 AM
:madlol:

ecomamma
06-02--2006, 12:28 AM
That would be the vibrations

Forgot to quote!
:rolleyes:

phil
06-02--2006, 11:52 AM
I do my washing at the launderette, and use computer at work and in library. I really am missing out on all this machinary sex stuff :mad:

josh
06-02--2006, 12:10 PM
thats why i told you to pm me so i could send you all my blueprints and plans...

Paul
06-02--2006, 01:09 PM
thats why i told you to pm me so i could send you all my blueprints and plans...
But you told me to pm you. not Phil.

I'm just a bit scared that your pm's will all be stuck together :whistle:

josh
06-02--2006, 01:14 PM
doh sorry! got confused between the two of you there..


if my pm's are stuck together, its only with internet male-bonding glue..

Paul
06-02--2006, 01:24 PM
That is even more worrying.