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Exedous
20-02--2006, 01:33 AM
...so what cheesey lines have YOU used in the past...Go on...be honest!!

"My you ARE desriable...im gonna turn you inside out, you little harlet.."

Ghost:patch:

Firinne
20-02--2006, 11:48 AM
Sometimes I sing the verse from "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" when I really want it ...

phil
20-02--2006, 12:05 PM
Brace yersel darlin :harhar:

scarlett
20-02--2006, 12:12 PM
lmao @ phil are you my ex's clone?

mine....''now i'll really show you some sex magick " :harhar:

wiggy
20-02--2006, 01:19 PM
You think she did it good you aint see nothin yet

phil
20-02--2006, 03:40 PM
I also say "can you hold my kebab till i've finished" we are so romantic up here in lancs :D

scarlett
20-02--2006, 04:14 PM
i'm surprised your barge is still anchored m'dear:harhar:

Whirler
21-02--2006, 12:03 AM
"Hurry up babe, me chips are getting cold"

I'm an Essex girl. :eek:

Joel
21-02--2006, 01:33 AM
a mates girlfriend uses the line "im frothing at the gash"

which is my favorite line ever i think

Fleassy
21-02--2006, 05:33 AM
"you in yet???"

phil
21-02--2006, 11:44 AM
a mates girlfriend uses the line "im frothing at the gash"

which is my favorite line ever i think

That is one of the funniest things i've ever heard. gonna be offending as many chicks as possible with that in the near future!! i am eternally greatfull to you dude :D

Joel
21-02--2006, 12:39 PM
That is one of the funniest things i've ever heard. gonna be offending as many chicks as possible with that in the near future!! i am eternally greatfull to you dude :D

haha no problem, im glad someone else loves it as much as i do!:D:D

Ms. Vee
21-02--2006, 12:48 PM
"Don't put it in there after it's been in there!"

scarlett
21-02--2006, 04:19 PM
"you in yet???"

oh that is so cruel:D

phil
22-02--2006, 11:13 AM
"you in yet???"

turn over you'll know for sure then :reddevil:

Exedous
22-02--2006, 01:22 PM
Oooo, you dont sweat much for a fat lass...

Ghost:patch:

stuoolong
23-02--2006, 02:51 PM
When I used to juggle I always wanted to ask women if they'd like to play with my balls, especially when I had furry ones. Sadly never plucked up the courage though...

twistedduck
23-02--2006, 07:51 PM
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. :eek:

scarlett
23-02--2006, 08:17 PM
i'm writing all of these down...cos ya never know when they may prove useful:harhar:

though a good one was my sons father, ( now a good mate and not quite as sordid as it seems) when describing why he'd boffed a ''fat lass'' he'd ''discovered''...was...
you could slap the fat and ride home upon the ripples:D