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Exedous
25-02--2006, 03:19 AM
....what more can i say...look below....

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Exedous
25-02--2006, 03:29 AM
Fat and docile, big and dumb

They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun

They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed, "We must fight, escape or we'll die!"
Cows gathered around, 'cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded into a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cows well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
"We are free roving bovines. We run free today"

"We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die!"
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

{Refrain}

The president said, "Enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough!"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay
Cows outgunned

The order was given to turn cows to Whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

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Joel
25-02--2006, 04:26 AM
i've always been distrusting of sheep in perticular, they've got weapons under their fluff

Starling
25-02--2006, 03:31 PM
And here's the animation, for anyone who wants to see it: http://www.cowswithguns.com/cowmovie.html

Found this the first week i went veggie, love it.

stardust
25-02--2006, 03:54 PM
that was fucking excellent!!!!!!!

PeacePiper
25-02--2006, 11:35 PM
:D That is awesome :)

Exedous
25-02--2006, 11:53 PM
And here's the animation, for anyone who wants to see it: http://www.cowswithguns.com/cowmovie.html

Found this the first week i went veggie, love it.
Cant get the link to work..

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random_spontaneosity
26-02--2006, 12:21 AM
its a bit like at the start of animal farm where they get the farmer dude out...

at least thats the thoughts running through my head

Dready Warrior
26-02--2006, 02:19 AM
http://www.ukhippy.com/gallery/files/2/9/moo.jpg

S4MMY
26-02--2006, 03:02 PM
haha thats cool :lol:

Starling
26-02--2006, 03:56 PM
Cant get the link to work..

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Weird, it works for me, and everyone else it seems. Do a search on google for it, was easy to find, first link i think.

Exedous
26-02--2006, 04:10 PM
Woo hoo, just watched it...its well funny...

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Starling
26-02--2006, 04:57 PM
Have you seen this one??:

http://www.totallytom.com/MadCow.html

:D

Duckman
27-02--2006, 03:40 AM
Check my blog. See also this thread,

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50510&page=1&pp=10