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Ms. Vee
21-03--2006, 07:36 PM
Come on. 'Fess up. What do you call yours? I don't care how ridiculous or childish it is! Words like 'cock' and 'pussy' are boring and over-used...

Mine's called Mary and has been named that way since I was little.

wiggy
21-03--2006, 08:06 PM
My wonderful cha cha

she serves well LOL

The Original Laney
21-03--2006, 08:29 PM
Mine is nameless :eek:

SOMEONE NAME MY MOTTIE!!!:reddevil:

Sunny
21-03--2006, 09:12 PM
Talula, Master Gary, and Carlos Douglas.. :rolleyes:

xxx

wiggy
21-03--2006, 09:15 PM
Mine is nameless :eek:

SOMEONE NAME MY MOTTIE!!!:reddevil:

Min min

Tigerdaddy
21-03--2006, 09:24 PM
Mine's called Mary...........

LOL ....just started reading this post with some music mix playing and two songs ago I had Chumbawamba - Mary Mary!! That song will never be the same now :D ............

On topic cant say there is any name just "old chap" really ;)

sensamelia
22-03--2006, 06:14 PM
a name for it .hehehe hadent ever given it a thought to be perfectly honest

Whirler
22-03--2006, 09:04 PM
Master Gary, and Carlos Douglas.. :rolleyes:

xxxYou have male names....how interesting! :reddevil:

phil
23-03--2006, 10:34 AM
Todger :D

Ms. Vee
23-03--2006, 11:00 AM
Talula, Master Gary, and Carlos Douglas.. :rolleyes:

xxx

Best names ever :cool:

Atomik
23-03--2006, 11:01 AM
I call mine 'sir'. It scares me. :eek:

scarlett
23-03--2006, 12:16 PM
when i was a kid...the family name for a fanny was ''fudd''...every time i see a bugs bunny cartoon with elmer fudd in it, i still giggle.;)

sons bits are referred to as his 'nads':)

mate and i have taken a liking to using the word 'cunny' for ours...it's 18th century whore slang :long:

rachel
23-03--2006, 12:31 PM
Cunny is brilliant. Obvious, but a step away from cunt, which seems so raw and harsh.

Joel
23-03--2006, 12:32 PM
Mine is nameless :eek:

SOMEONE NAME MY MOTTIE!!!:reddevil:

dr octogon:harhar:

scarlett
23-03--2006, 12:36 PM
I call mine 'sir'. It scares me. :eek:

you show off:harhar:

Paul
23-03--2006, 12:38 PM
You are all very strange

wiggy
23-03--2006, 02:52 PM
You are all very strange
Have you only just figured that out?

Rae
23-03--2006, 03:56 PM
My clit has been known as pete burns for a few months now.

Atomik
23-03--2006, 03:57 PM
My clit has been known as pete burns for a few months now.More like side burns. :harhar:

Paul
23-03--2006, 05:25 PM
I'm thinking "man in a gorilla suit" instead of "man in a boat"

The Original Laney
23-03--2006, 05:45 PM
I might call mine Fifi

Whirler
23-03--2006, 06:30 PM
I might call mine Dave.

stardust
23-03--2006, 06:40 PM
wont dok sound strange putting on a manly sexy voice and saying "can dave come out to play tonight"?

Whirler
23-03--2006, 06:49 PM
I'm not sure he can do 'manly' :lol:

stardust
23-03--2006, 06:54 PM
so he calls it "sir" to compensate for the lack of manliness then? :D

Paul
23-03--2006, 07:11 PM
No it's an acromym for "small in reality" :whistle:

stardust
23-03--2006, 07:13 PM
lmfao!!!!!

Atomik
23-03--2006, 07:50 PM
I'm not sure he can do 'manly' :lol:Not as well as you, that's for sure. :harhar:

Atomik
23-03--2006, 07:50 PM
No it's an acromym for "small in reality" :whistle:Anything would've felt small in your cavernous arse. I'll use a dildo next time. :whistle:

Atomik
23-03--2006, 07:51 PM
lmfao!!!!!Straight... gay... straight... gay.... You should call yours 'undecided'. :harhar:

colorsound
23-03--2006, 08:01 PM
In my childhood understanding of these things, men had tollys and ladies had tuppences

To my great dismay, as a small toddler, I finally accepted that I will never be able to stand up to pee, as I havent got a tolly, and have a tuppence instead.

Those "words" were invented by my Nana on my mums side (god rest her comical soul, and thank you for leaving those lovely names)

Tollies and tuppences size depended on how old the individual was, and being brought up as Roman Catholic, my sister and I often speculated, with great amusement, what we thought the size of Gods tolly would be :angel: - God being BIGGER than anything

I understood that "privates" such as "tollies" and "tuppences" would be hidden by "pubLic hair" in adulthood, until the penny dropped and I lost the the "L" from pub-ic and realised it wasnt hair that was public to hide something private...............:p

Ms. Vee
23-03--2006, 09:19 PM
In my childhood understanding of these things, men had tollys and ladies had tuppences

My nan calls girly-bits "ha'pennies". As in "If yer going out, then keep yer hands on yer ha'penny!"

Paul
23-03--2006, 09:22 PM
Surely that's an arrestable offence? :eek:

Ms. Vee
23-03--2006, 09:27 PM
Surely that's an arrestable offence? :eek:

Good job I haven't followed her advice yet then. :eek:

The Original Laney
23-03--2006, 09:38 PM
My nan calls girly-bits "ha'pennies". As in "If yer going out, then keep yer hands on yer ha'penny!"

Funny :eek: I do believe my nan said the same thing to me :eek:

Are we related ?

Ms. Vee
23-03--2006, 09:42 PM
Funny :eek: I do believe my nan said the same thing to me :eek:

Are we related ?

Plus: funnily enough my name is Ellie also. :eek:
Maybe we are the same person... :eek:


Or, maybe the ha'penny thing is just a nan-phrase and the name thing is coincidence.

Dan
24-03--2006, 06:03 PM
someone name mine! it feels lonely and unnamed!

scarlett
24-03--2006, 07:19 PM
someone name mine! it feels lonely and unnamed!


how about DORIS ?

Dan
27-03--2006, 05:06 PM
mmm doris i want it to be more sexy and alluring;)

scarlett
27-03--2006, 05:09 PM
mmm doris i want it to be more sexy and alluring;)
well...''zay eet in a freench accent'...door-izzz "

Whirler
27-03--2006, 05:24 PM
well...''zay eet in a freench accent'...door-izzz "OOoh Scarlett, stop that!!! :long:

Dan
28-03--2006, 07:49 PM
lol no how about a sexy french name doris sucks!

Ms. Vee
29-03--2006, 08:45 AM
doris sucks!

Indeeeeeeeeeed. ;)

Dan
29-03--2006, 01:14 PM
hehe come on guys doris sucks but in a different way no offence to anyone named doris and wants to suck... sorry v tired/bored names! i shall go on name site now..

Amethystmyst
12-06--2006, 07:35 PM
My foo!! lol! When I was little it was a fandango! ??? Don't ask! lol

Whirler
12-06--2006, 07:53 PM
Don't ask! lolI'm asking!!!! :D

Rook
12-06--2006, 08:47 PM
Trivia time

Just as the yanks call women's pubes after a cute furry animal (beaver) so did us Brits after the rabbit. Only the old English word for a rabbit was a connie. Connie became cunny as in lingus, literally tonging or licking the rabbit. And from cunny to cunt possibly. Puts a whole new spin on the Chaz and Dave song Rabbit Rabbit. Well there you go Im a veggie that still eats rabbit given the chance. Lol

Exedous
12-06--2006, 10:45 PM
Name...??...its a Penis...i dont give it a name...:rolleyes:

:patch:

sensamelia
13-06--2006, 10:16 AM
Name...??...its a Penis...i dont give it a name...:rolleyes:

:patch:want me to name it for ya hun:whistle: couldent resist:o

Rae
13-06--2006, 11:05 PM
Boys bits are willies or togers, I like togers more than willies.

Dan
17-06--2006, 09:47 AM
You can name my sensamelia as scarletts doris wasn't up to much. so what'll it be?

TheFly
17-06--2006, 10:34 AM
My wife called mine Zippy... possible in homage to the great Rainbow character... possibly to remind to remove said item from the vicinity of any sharp metal zips before closing them...

Fly...

Zim
17-06--2006, 10:43 AM
:eek: ouch!

Sunshine
17-06--2006, 10:16 PM
I wasn't sure what the kids should call theirs. I don't recall having a name for mine in my childhood. My son now calls his his 'winky' and my daughter ended up, because it is how I refer to mine, as having a 'minky'. I just hope no one is offended when she starts nursery by the word 'minky'

Skye
17-06--2006, 11:12 PM
Fiddely bits. :eek:

When we were kids we called it a front bum.:whistle:

Zim
17-06--2006, 11:36 PM
the missus refers to it as "My Favourite Sex Toy", im hoping she may shorten it one day (hopfully not surgically)

The missus has just admitted that she used to call her ladygarden a "roodledoodle"

Amethystmyst
20-06--2006, 06:08 PM
the missus refers to it as "My Favourite Sex Toy", im hoping she may shorten it one day (hopfully not surgically)

The missus has just admitted that she used to call her ladygarden a "roodledoodle"

A Roodle Doodle!!! LMFAO !!! OH thats brill lol! :D

Zim
20-06--2006, 06:45 PM
A Roodle Doodle!!! LMFAO !!! OH thats brill lol! :D


if i ever use that word around her now she slaps me


its worth it though :D

stuoolong
24-06--2006, 08:27 PM
I tend to go for the traditional "cock and balls". This is for the simple reason that when describing in detail to a lady friend what I'm intending to do with them, those words serve to turn them on more than cute made-up names.

Of course, laughter goes a long way in the bedroom, but when passion is running high, callapsing into fits of giggles at the phrase "mmm, lets get tolly and fifi together!" might alter the moment a bit for me. :o

A really shy couple were in the habit of referring to sex as "doing the laundry." One night, she came up to bed to find him already tucked up and ready for sleep.
"Fancy doing a bit of washing tonight love?" she asked.
"Naaa, it was just a small load tonight, I did it by hand." :D

Whirler
25-06--2006, 08:21 AM
I tend to go for the traditional "cock and balls". This is for the simple reason that when describing in detail to a lady friend what I'm intending to do with them, those words serve to turn them on more than cute made-up names.Do you do this with all your lady friends!??!:eek: