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Mr Arlovski
01-04--2006, 10:28 PM
I don't know if this is the right place for this so sorry in advance. :)

Does anyone know how a guy can break into the porn industry or amateur porn industry in this country?

Atomik
01-04--2006, 10:41 PM
You need a crowbar and plenty of lube. :whistle:

Duckman
02-04--2006, 02:08 AM
You could try browsing web sites of porns stars and maybe email them. Some scanty photos would help.

Exedous
02-04--2006, 02:22 AM
Does anyone know how a guy can break into the porn industry or amateur porn industry in this country?
Is this an April fools?? If not....id go with Duckmans idea....

:patch:

Mr Arlovski
02-04--2006, 04:42 AM
Is this an April fools?? If not....id go with Duckmans idea....

:patch: A little from column A and a little from column B.

I'm thinking about it, that's all. But wouldn't know where to start. Thanx for the advice Duckman. :)

But I probably won't go through with the idea anyway. Still just thinking it over.

wiggy
02-04--2006, 10:58 AM
I think maybe you should look into other routes and perhaps not porn, you will proberly have to have no morals, have a big pee pee, willing to shag everything in any place!!!!!

Its proberly a ahrd thing to get in to (no pun intended)

Dharmamillo
02-04--2006, 11:14 AM
A couple of years ago I was offered a role in a porn movie when I was shopping for fruit 'n veg down the morning market.
It was a woman from the illegal vids + dvds stall. Try one near you! ;)
Infact, try a backstreet a shop that sells porn - they may well have connections to the people that make it.
Naughty so ya are!

Atomik
02-04--2006, 11:18 AM
A couple of years ago I was offered a role in a porn movie when I was shopping for fruit 'n veg down the morning market.They must've liked the way you handled the courgettes. ;)

Dharmamillo
02-04--2006, 11:21 AM
aye, and the fact that I was wearing PVC chaps and nothing else...
(typical sunday market shopping get up.. honest:whistle: )

Atomik
02-04--2006, 11:25 AM
aye, and the fact that I was wearing PVC chaps and nothing else...Your lucky Paul wasn't around. It could all have got very..... sticky. :eek:

Paul
02-04--2006, 11:32 AM
I was the one who offered him the role :whistle:

Atomik
02-04--2006, 11:38 AM
It was a woman from the illegal vids + dvds stall.
I was the one who offered him the role :whistle:I take it that was before the operation then? :whistle:

scarlett
02-04--2006, 11:56 AM
aye, and the fact that I was wearing PVC chaps and nothing else...
(typical sunday market shopping get up.. honest:whistle: )

oooh :long: now thats a lovely image to occupy my mind whilst i'm doing the chores:vgac::

and if any guys really want to get into porn...please feel free to post your sexiest images on this site...then i'm sure the wonderful, caring,kind and compassionate;) ladies of UK hippy will give you their opinion:bounce:

Paul
02-04--2006, 12:00 PM
I take it that was before the operation then? :whistle:
erm, yes and before the eye test too:rolleyes:

Booga
02-04--2006, 12:05 PM
Porn is easy to get into its just with the internet the whole industry is saturated so its probably not gonna be greatly easy to make any money in it. expecially if your a man unless youv got a huge tool or something that could attract you to a very specialist market otherwise just get a dv cam and some willing lady's.

me and a few freinds were looking into it a couple o years back.
decided theres far to much out there to compete with expecially when a lot is just downloaded for free

Ms. Vee
02-04--2006, 02:26 PM
Porn is easy to get into its just with the internet the whole industry is saturated so its probably not gonna be greatly easy to make any money in it. expecially if your a man unless youv got a huge tool or something that could attract you to a very specialist market otherwise just get a dv cam and some willing lady's.

me and a few freinds were looking into it a couple o years back.
decided theres far to much out there to compete with expecially when a lot is just downloaded for free

Yup, you'd have to have something pretty 'special' (or whatever the hell the porn industry thinks is supposedly special...). I don't really understand why you'd want to do it in the first place though. It's not as simple as just getting paid to have sex. It's a tedious, uncomfortable and - quite often - exploitive career path.

blah_dan
02-04--2006, 09:29 PM
most men can't do it I don't think most really want to either

stuoolong
03-04--2006, 08:53 PM
Yeah, when I was a teenager I had this naive fantasy that being in porn film s would be great, you get to sleep with all sorts of people and get paid lots and do lots of expensive drugs...
But I suspect the modern reality involves getting 20p a shot for your vids downloaded off jizz.com or something....

If you're not bothered about making money though, it would probably be good fun, when you've got yer camera sorted, just go up to attractive women and ask them if they want to be in a porn film. I wonder how many would? Well, hippyforum ladies, would ya?

Ms. Vee
04-04--2006, 11:44 AM
If you're not bothered about making money though, it would probably be good fun, when you've got yer camera sorted, just go up to attractive women and ask them if they want to be in a porn film. I wonder how many would? Well, hippyforum ladies, would ya?

I think I'd be pretty insulted and give you a slap! :harhar:

onelove
04-04--2006, 12:06 PM
When her majesty's government sent me to job club, it was full of these really seedy little guys saying they were gonna start making porn films in their scummy flat and they were trying to get me to be in one. I couldn't believe it, they actually thought I was gonna say "well yeah ok then Im up for it"

Ms. Vee
04-04--2006, 12:27 PM
When her majesty's government sent me to job club, it was full of these really seedy little guys saying they were gonna start making porn films in their scummy flat and they were trying to get me to be in one. I couldn't believe it, they actually thought I was gonna say "well yeah ok then Im up for it"

:vomit:

What's worse is that some naive girls fall for invitations like that and end up finding themselves in pretty nasty situations.

stuoolong
04-04--2006, 11:39 PM
I'm quite glad that that idea seems to be generally a bad one...

Balloonz
05-06--2006, 03:58 PM
Try www. the hun . com (very adult site) but they have some sponsers and stuff!
Mods sorry if I shouldn't have posted this here if so please feel free to remove it! xx

Atomik
05-06--2006, 04:03 PM
I've just split it up so as to avoid click-thrus being noticed.

TheFly
05-06--2006, 06:04 PM
Some of these sites have really stupid names... I want a site called www.suckmyflyjazzjizm.com (http://www.bbc.co.uk) so what are the chances of it existing?...

Fly...

Atomik
05-06--2006, 06:05 PM
Remarkable! :whistle:

TheFly
09-06--2006, 10:55 PM
Ohhhh... that was educational...:angel:

Fly...