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Dan
03-04--2006, 06:23 PM
Just wondering when I'm single which I am now I hate all or most couples with a bitter vengeance. Anyone else feel like eradicating all couples and ending Valentines day when they're single?

Coyote
03-04--2006, 06:28 PM
Yup

Mini-gun enquiries on Ebay go through the roof apparently :)

Just imagine it; an eatery packed full of smug valentiners all paying three times as much for a bit of dried shoeleather and congealed soup....when....Bakakakakakakakakaka :reddevil:

Allegedly :D

Dan
03-04--2006, 06:29 PM
hehe and couples kissing in front of you is just the most painful thing ever i need a girlfriend!

Paul
03-04--2006, 06:49 PM
If you think you 'need' a girlfriend then you're unlikely to get one and probably better not to. Learn to be happy on your own and it will happen when it's meant to.

Coyote
03-04--2006, 06:52 PM
A girlfriend is for life, not just to kiss much :)

Well kinda :)

Atomik
03-04--2006, 06:54 PM
A girlfriend is for life, not just to kiss much :)

Well kinda :)A girlfriend is for strife, not just for clit munch. :whistle:

Coyote
03-04--2006, 06:59 PM
A girlfriend is for strife, not just for clit munch. :whistle:

That too :D

scarlett
03-04--2006, 07:12 PM
what a bunch of misogynists:harhar:

Dan
03-04--2006, 08:25 PM
oy we are not well at least im not i want a gf for the companionship

Firinne
03-04--2006, 11:01 PM
Get a cat, they don't give you anywhere near the amount of aggro the average relationship does ;)

Dan
04-04--2006, 11:10 AM
lol but i cant hug a cat in the same way plus i have a cat not that friendly i want to kiss a girl!! lol lonely old me feel soooo sad!

Ms. Vee
04-04--2006, 11:47 AM
lol but i cant hug a cat in the same way

You can hug a cat in every way! :D

scarlett
04-04--2006, 12:04 PM
my cat kisses me:D ...he nipped my nose earlier because i was reading the newspaper and ignored his kiss...
mmmm...maybe it is time i got a fella:o

Ms. Vee
04-04--2006, 12:32 PM
my cat kisses me:D ...he nipped my nose earlier because i was reading the newspaper and ignored his kiss...
mmmm...maybe it is time i got a fella:o

But then the cat will be jealous...! Though saying that, my boyfriend is the one who is jealous of my cat. Just because she is cuter and I make more of a fuss over her than him...

Man, I'm so going to end up a crazy cat lady :eek:

scarlett
04-04--2006, 12:35 PM
we'll push our shopping trollies full of rank, ferral cats up and down the high street together m'dear:D
whilst shouting rude things at passers by:harhar:

i'm enjoying being single a lot, mind you it is the first time in many years i haven't had a significant other....so it is a rather new, interesting and wonderful experience..

Ms. Vee
04-04--2006, 12:37 PM
Hooray! We could form an army of crazy cat ladies.... :harhar:

scarlett
04-04--2006, 12:44 PM
http://www.stupid.com/stat/CCLF.html

crazy cat lady action figure:D

Ms. Vee
04-04--2006, 12:47 PM
:D

Oh wow. It's the future.

Dan
04-04--2006, 05:04 PM
nooooo not cats im a dog person but would still prefer a partner!!

Exedous
05-04--2006, 08:09 PM
Just wondering when I'm single which I am now I hate all or most couples with a bitter vengeance. Anyone else feel like eradicating all couples and ending Valentines day when they're single?
Fuck ye....every time mate, whether im single or not. Hold on, i thought you were sinlge for a reason...for lent or something....

:patch:

Dan
06-04--2006, 10:23 AM
lol no im celibate cos of lent but id definitely have a girl friend for instance if i meet someone then ill keep to celibacy until lent is over then....

Ms. Vee
06-04--2006, 11:27 AM
Dan, but I thought you said you didn't want to have sex until you got married?

You know, not to preach or anything - but I think you should decide what it is you actually want for yourself, as opposed to just going along with what your church says is best... because you seem to be a bit confused about what it is you want exactly.

Exedous
06-04--2006, 12:50 PM
Dan, but I thought you said you didn't want to have sex until you got married?

You know, not to preach or anything - but I think you should decide what it is you actually want for yourself, as opposed to just going along with what your church says is best... because you seem to be a bit confused about what it is you want exactly.
Couldnt agree more..Dan..youre to young, to be muddled up in all that religion, stuff N' nonsense, get out there and enjoy life....IMHO

:patch:

Dan
06-04--2006, 05:22 PM
lol no i am religious and thats that as for me after lent having sex with a girl no but i would kiss etc im religious partly cos i went to cathedral alot cos of choir so wasnt scared of the christians but wasnt christian then i guess whats got me on to it is the science behind it google it and it should come up with stuff if not just ask for links from me

Atomik
06-04--2006, 07:16 PM
Dude, use punctuation. Your posts don't make sense without a great deal of effort.

Dan
07-04--2006, 12:04 PM
I'm very sorry.

scarlett
07-04--2006, 12:18 PM
so if you are a christian do you go to church on a regular basis and follow a certain code of conduct ?

Atomik
07-04--2006, 12:20 PM
I'm very sorry.No need to be sorry. Just make your posts easier to read. :D

Spiral
07-04--2006, 12:26 PM
Hooray! We could form an army of crazy cat ladies.... :harhar:
Can I join? I saw one of those cat lady figures a few weeks ago and very nearly bought it. I haven't got blonde hair, but apart from that it looks quite like me :eek: I've got this really bad habit of waving to cats. Not surprisingly I get some funny looks.

scarlett
07-04--2006, 01:18 PM
yup...join the cat lady club...i speak to many cats on my travels:o ...so much so that if i don't see one of my small furry chums running up to say hello when i'm walking thru' their territory...i get quite worried:o
yes i know...i need to mix with humans more:harhar:

Dan
07-04--2006, 05:25 PM
Hehe! Can I be an honary cat lady club member? I have a very nice cat who is very strange and for some reason likes to drag me to a certain place to be stroked! Oh and yes I used to go to church on a regular basis because I was in the choir. I don't think you need such a formalised setting to worship and love God though. I try to follow a code of conduct but it is soo easy to stray! Haha correct grammar and spelling all the way!

Atomik
07-04--2006, 05:26 PM
Haha correct grammar and spelling all the way!:clap:
Much better. :thumbup:

scarlett
07-04--2006, 06:06 PM
aww leave him alone you big bully:harhar:

of course you can be a hon. cat lady m'dear

Dan
07-04--2006, 06:11 PM
Oooh thankyou lovely lady! Oh and by the way one of my favourite mates is called Scarlett 'tis a lovely name! Atomik truly keeps me in line I must keep to this. It get's annoying if you have problems reading your own posts! lol

scarlett
07-04--2006, 06:15 PM
lovely lady...awww bless...i'm considering adopting you...the demonspawn always wanted another victim brother:D

Dan
07-04--2006, 09:35 PM
thankies! dear dear lady lol i may as well turn into a cat the way im speaking!!! nice pic btw

Spiral
08-04--2006, 10:30 AM
yup...join the cat lady club...i speak to many cats on my travels:o ...so much so that if i don't see one of my small furry chums running up to say hello when i'm walking thru' their territory...i get quite worried:o
Yeah, me too, I always have to say hello and make a fuss of them. It's the ones in the distance I wave to, I must acknowledge them no matter how far way they are :o I say hello to dogs too, while ignoring their owners :D

Dan
08-04--2006, 10:45 AM
Don't most people generall animals are much nicer than humans! Unless your Scarlettdee in which case the animals in question probably aren't as lovely!

Ms. Vee
08-04--2006, 02:28 PM
I think my crazy cat lady status has just gone through the roof.
I just joined this site (http://www.catster.com) . I am seriously concerned for my sanity now :eek: :eek:

Dan
10-04--2006, 03:08 PM
I'm geniunely scared I like cats but this much is just scary!

scarlett
10-04--2006, 06:16 PM
ahh ms V...you really have gone into offical cat lady mode now;)

Ms. Vee
10-04--2006, 11:19 PM
I know! :eek: :eek:

It's all downhill from here..... :panic:

Dan
12-04--2006, 12:38 PM
Lol no it's not! I'll catch you go and look at a dog website to balance!

Dan
12-04--2006, 12:38 PM
Oh Scarlettdee am i adopted?

Jessticle
18-04--2006, 05:38 PM
i had a boyfriend whos dog absolutely hated it when i went within a metre of him and she would bark all day and night and it drove me insane. what a bitch :(

Dan
21-04--2006, 01:45 PM
Awwwwww! And extra sympathy because if that is you in the picture you are very cute!