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Dan
03-04--2006, 06:31 PM
Have sex with another species or a family member?

Paul
03-04--2006, 06:47 PM
With my family they are one and the same :shock:

Seriously though, if this is a real dilemma for you we can have a whip round and send you the money for some porn :shock:

scarlett
03-04--2006, 07:13 PM
are we related paul;)

Tortrix
03-04--2006, 07:53 PM
:shock: .....

Rae
03-04--2006, 08:11 PM
You're scarey Dan.

Dan
03-04--2006, 08:29 PM
lol not my personal problem something i saw on late night tv omg cant believe you guyd thought it was about me im offended!

Tortrix
03-04--2006, 08:32 PM
I think its more the nature of the question rather that who's actually contemplating it :sos:

stuoolong
03-04--2006, 09:16 PM
I got into a conversation like this recently, with some rather laddish guys. It went along the lines of, "how much would you have to be paid to have sex with a donkey?" (Someone in the group would do it for 20, others wouldn't do it for any money), and the same questions came out about dead animals, parents, dead people etc etc.
It was in no way a serious conversation! But you can find out interesting stuff about peoples' attitudes. For example, I discovered that one guy (who I live with) is rather more homophobic than I like to have as friends, as he was saying that he would rather have sex with a dead donkey than with a sexy man!

As for animal sex, well I wouldn't personally condone it but I've changed my view on it quite a bit, I'm not massively against it like I used to be. Far more horrible things happen every day for me to get upset about it anymore.

Marlboro
03-04--2006, 09:35 PM
I think I'd rather shoot myself、it's too difficult a choice.

Firinne
03-04--2006, 10:58 PM
Another species ... well, I suppose men do count as one of those ... :harhar:

Tortrix
03-04--2006, 11:04 PM
Thinking about it, technically im sure we're all family (Using the Adam Eve theory anyway). And it didn't say close family....mwahaha, loop holes

Firinne
03-04--2006, 11:06 PM
Your loopholes are frightening to contemplate Tortix! :eek:

Tortrix
03-04--2006, 11:23 PM
Just think, were all one big happy *different* family!

Any distant relatives want to lend me any money for Beautiful Days?

Firinne
04-04--2006, 09:25 AM
And me ... c'mon, there must be a rich Uncle on here somewhere ;)

phil
04-04--2006, 10:05 AM
It depends how far and wide you can call family. I'd definetly sleep with my ex sister in law even without the choice of another species. In fact she's that fit if i had to sleep with an animal first to get at her then No problem. just hold its lead and feed it first! :reddevil:

Dan
04-04--2006, 11:12 AM
lol i was thinking more direct family ie father mother brother sister and animals as in animals of the opposite sex

onelove
04-04--2006, 11:58 AM
This question makes me shudder inside....

Ms. Vee
04-04--2006, 12:35 PM
I wonder what sort of situation in real life would warrant someone deciding over this one...

Animals? No no no! The poor buggers wouldn't even get a say in the matter. :mad:

phil
04-04--2006, 01:07 PM
Well not my sister, she's still got my fuckin cd player! :mad:

onelove
04-04--2006, 02:13 PM
Well not my sister, she's still got my fuckin cd player! :mad:

lol:waves:

Tigerdaddy
04-04--2006, 04:16 PM
:baa:


(think I've been in Wales too long and then I've always quite fancied my cousin, Kate :whistle: )

Dan
04-04--2006, 05:12 PM
lol dunno someone putting a gun to your head and you never know about say in the matter i have heard tell of girls masturbating and gently offering their pussys to their pets and getting licked out and fucked and ive also heard of loving relationships between family mebers that involved a sexual attraction just to show the idea isnt totally weird although quite rare and unspoken generally

Atomik
04-04--2006, 07:18 PM
i have heard tell of girls masturbating and gently offering their pussys to their pets and getting licked out and fuckedWell you wanna stop hanging out with six-fingered inbreds then. If you think getting fucked by an animal is mentally, physically, emotionally or sexually healthy, then you need therapy.

stuoolong
04-04--2006, 11:26 PM
Well you wanna stop hanging out with six-fingered inbreds then. If you think getting fucked by an animal is mentally, physically, emotionally or sexually healthy, then you need therapy.

He didn't say it's at all healthy, only that he's heard tell of it, and so have I. I don't think anyone here could dispute that sex with members of the same species is the most healthy option.


Animals? No no no! The poor buggers wouldn't even get a say in the matter. :mad:

It depends on the type of animal. I would argue that a dog, cat, donkey or horse is well capable of defending itself against such an attack if it so desired. I used to feel this too, until I saw this TV programme about it. I know it's just a tv programme and it's probably just propaganda of some sort, but basically there were these guys who regularly shagged their horses and you saw them with the horses, and the horses were all loving and friendly with them...I thought, well if these are really the same horses that you've been fucking, well they aren't too miffed about it are they? In fact, they probably enjoyed it! If they didn't like what you did, they are perfectly capable of kicking the crap out of you!
The same tv programme talked about some women who were into sexual activity with dogs. The same applies, maybe even more so. Dogs understand people really well. If a dog has been abused by someone, it doesn't roll on it's back and let them tickle his belly.

Frankly, I view this kind of behaviour as rather extreme, and I would stay away from anyone who told me they did it. However, I'm not against it in principle if the animal is enjoying it, or at least not suffering from it. Lets face it, most pets have had their bits chopped off and love any notion of sexual contact they can get their thighs around.

Atomik
05-04--2006, 08:21 AM
He didn't say it's at all healthy, only that he's heard tell of it, and so have I. I don't think anyone here could dispute that sex with members of the same species is the most healthy option.He said "the idea isnt totally weird". But I still gave him the benefit of the doubt, hence the "if" in the "if you think getting fucked by an animal is mentally, physically, emotionally or sexually healthy, then you need therapy."

scarlett
05-04--2006, 08:23 AM
you lot scare me sometimes:eek:

Atomik
05-04--2006, 08:26 AM
you lot scare me sometimes:eek:I take it the photos arrived then? :whistle:

scarlett
05-04--2006, 08:29 AM
:harhar:

Booga
30-04--2006, 06:48 PM
ha iv managed to look over this forumette(?)
incest is some what dubious although apparently quite common in some areas apparently
although i had avery close friend who was regularily raped from age 9 till 11 by her cousin but didnt thinkthere was anything wrong with it. it was just how she percieved family love to be.
yes she is now very fucked up :(
I saw somthing on bestiality somewhere it didnt seem like it was unpleasent for the animals involved. but i wouldnt activly reccomend it.

Dan
02-05--2006, 05:30 PM
I hate the idea of young family members being brainwashed into thinking that family love is sex! Get's me soo angry soo sick. On the other hand I believe that any relationship that doesn't hurt the people or animals lol, involved is fine. Society is stuffed up enough as it is without people making judgements.

Ms. Vee
03-05--2006, 09:09 AM
On the other hand I believe that any relationship that doesn't hurt the people or animals lol, involved is fine.

Yes, but I would think that someone who is prepared to have sex with an animal is already not, uh, fine mentally.

Atomik
03-05--2006, 09:26 AM
Yes, but I would think that someone who is prepared to have sex with an animal is already not, uh, fine mentally.I also think you'd be kinda hard pushed to obtain consent from an animal.

Ms. Vee
03-05--2006, 09:29 AM
I also think you'd be kinda hard pushed to obtain consent from an animal.

Yeah, and just because it is licking a certain body part or whatever, doesn't necessarily mean it wants to have sex with you. My cat sits on my boobs a lot - does that mean she fancies me?! :insane: :insane:

Atomik
03-05--2006, 09:32 AM
My cat sits on my boobs a lot - does that mean she fancies me?!No. It means you have your pussy between your tits. :whistle:

scarlett
03-05--2006, 09:33 AM
my cat throws himself at my feet..meows..and shows off his plums;)
i think he fancies himself:D
now...if only i could get a bloke to do that:whistle:

Atomik
03-05--2006, 09:38 AM
my cat throws himself at my feet..meows..and shows off his plums;)
i think he fancies himself:D
now...if only i could get a bloke to do that:whistle:You rang? :reddevil:

scarlett
03-05--2006, 10:31 AM
put em away you perv:harhar:

Dan
03-05--2006, 02:34 PM
Lol yey cat lady! I am your adopted Dan!

stuoolong
03-05--2006, 08:31 PM
Going back to sex with a family member, I'm reminded of that Bill Hicks quote, talking about Freud:

"Freud had this theory that all guys wanna sleep with their mother when they're little. I thought this had to be wrong, then I saw a picture of Freud's mother, and it all made sense!"

Dan
05-05--2006, 04:17 PM
:D :harhar: :madlol:

Exedous
14-06--2006, 03:09 AM
I have a tough enough time getting sex from humans...why the FUCK am i going to try ANIMALS...i love animals...but not like THAT!!!!! :harhar:

:patch:

Lesa-Marie
29-06--2006, 02:03 AM
Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Thats a dilema no one should need solve...

Zim
03-07--2006, 11:14 AM
the distant cousin twice removed on my step grandmothers side

scarlett
03-07--2006, 12:14 PM
how about Aliens ? bit of interplanetary lovin' might be quite fun:whistle:

Zim
03-07--2006, 12:18 PM
how about Aliens ? bit of interplanetary lovin' might be quite fun:whistle:

how very william shatner of you :harhar:

scarlett
03-07--2006, 12:26 PM
live long and prosper zim:hippy:

stuoolong
03-07--2006, 03:40 PM
how about Aliens ? bit of interplanetary lovin' might be quite fun:whistle:

You'd have anyone, you! ;)

One of the classic classic psy trance tunes of all time, by Doof, was entitled "Mars Needs Women". This rather comical concept was based on the idea of recieving a message from the aliens on mars - "It's...just three words. Mars Needs Women. Was it true? Could space monsters mate with Earth women?" :D

Would you rather have a Klingon or an Ewok?

Dan
03-07--2006, 06:12 PM
Lol, alinens lovely idea yes I guess we'd send some of the cutest girls from our planet as sexual delegates :)

innerjourney
16-07--2006, 07:15 PM
would jessica rabbit or the cadburys caramel bunny count?? im sure they used to smile at me more when other people wernt watching:D

Chazz
16-07--2006, 07:25 PM
Jessica Wabbit was giving you special smiles?:eek:

She sed she'd be with me for ever:whistle:

She's just sooooo flighty...that darned wabbit.....

Coyote
16-07--2006, 07:48 PM
I'm sorry guys but Jessica Rabbits is NOT sexy! :mad: although the cadburys caramel bunny is a whoooolllle other matter :D

Dan
17-07--2006, 06:15 PM
Lol, such controversy from such a normal issue! Hehe, I think the little mermaid has got to be one for me :)

Chazz
17-07--2006, 09:14 PM
such controversy from such a normal issue!

Ooh, glad to hear my lifes obsession to find and bed Jessica Wabbit can be seen as normal, you just don't know the comments I get as I go around asking people if they've seen her

velvet
17-07--2006, 09:52 PM
Don't have a whole lot of contact with my family.. do have a couple of cousins somewhere though so don't think I'd have a problem doing them since they are total strangers to me anyway. Don't have siblings so no dilemma there.. and parents.. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww thanks for putting that nasty image in my head. Ok when I had to choose between parents and animals... bring forth the dog! ;)

oooohhh yuck which reminds me.. did anyone else read that story in a news a while ago where a guy died at what turned out to be an animal sexfarm? He let him self be penetrated by a horse but the stallion was a bit big so it ripped open the guys inside while thrusting.... OUCH!..

gonna wash my brain with soap now to get all the dirt cleaned up.. hehehe

monosphere
17-07--2006, 10:06 PM
Not only did I hear about the whole sex farm thing, but it happened about 25km from my home!!! I've driven by that place, although I didn't know at the time what kind of establishment it was. Yes, this is the type of place where if you say you're hungry enough to eat a horse, it may mean something totally different. Welcome to the Pacific Northwest.

velvet
17-07--2006, 10:30 PM
Not only did I hear about the whole sex farm thing, but it happened about 25km from my home!!! I've driven by that place, although I didn't know at the time what kind of establishment it was. Yes, this is the type of place where if you say you're hungry enough to eat a horse, it may mean something totally different. Welcome to the Pacific Northwest.

.... eeeww gross thank you very much Mono.. hehe. There is some vid on the internet somewhere of a girl giving a horse a bj, getting the full load and throwing it back up.. of all the gore I saw I can happily say that I haven't seen that particular video myself..

Probably very nutritious though.. maybe ya could sell it as a protein shake.. hehe.. 'only natural ingredients'.. heehee...

monosphere
17-07--2006, 10:45 PM
Well, I'm sure there are plenty of vids like that around. I remember seeing some sold in Amsterdam while there. not as common to find here, though, as I believe it's illegal. but not completely sure about that. one of those laws that I haven't needed to look up for any reason.

velvet
17-07--2006, 10:55 PM
Well, I'm sure there are plenty of vids like that around. I remember seeing some sold in Amsterdam while there. not as common to find here, though, as I believe it's illegal. but not completely sure about that. one of those laws that I haven't needed to look up for any reason.

hehe yeah..

awhhhh now I got that song stuck in my head..

The internet is really really great.
For porn!
I got a fast connection so I didn't have to wait.
For porn!
There's always some new site.
For porn!
I browse all day and night.
For porn!
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light.
For porn!

Was also this great quote on Bash.org a while ago.. hm..:

<Razhal> The internet is a beautiful place....
<Razhal> Because no matter what kind of twisted freak you are, you've got a friend out there :D
<Razhal> You could ask the internet "Find people who have sex with goats on fire."
<Razhal> And internet will ask you, "What kind of goats?"

scarlett
17-07--2006, 11:06 PM
i'd have a romp with a klingon..worf is hot:D

funnily enough coyote..when i go out of cornwall i find that a cadbury caramel bunny accent gets you discounts in most hippy/pagan shops (usually in cities) ..yes, i have been known to pretend we all speak like that in cornwall to get a 20% discount:whistle:sadly i don't sound like that..i sound like julie walters..but i'm a good mimic and have, when requested, been known to adopt a variety of accents just to keep my family amused:o

Coyote
17-07--2006, 11:13 PM
funnily enough coyote..when i go out of cornwall i find that a cadbury caramel bunny accent gets you discounts in most hippy/pagan shops (usually in cities) ..yes, i have been known to pretend we all speak like that in cornwall to get a 20% discount:whistle:

Wicked :D Mind you, I'm so wasted right now you could have said that in Klingon and I would probably answer the same :cool:


sadly i don't sound like that..i sound like julie walters..

Ooo could we have a cup of tea please Mrs Overall :)


but i'm a good mimic and have, when requested, been known to adopt a variety of accents just to keep my family amused:o

Can do brumy and irish but thats it (although I can occasionally do a sean connery but it has to be without thinking about it lol)