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Thread: Favourite film quotes.

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    Favourite film quotes.

    What's everyone's favourite quotes from films?
    One of mine is "Do not ever call me a thesaurus". Drax to Starlord in Guardians of the Galaxy.
    It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
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    " only fucking hotdog it is then boybach " keith allen sketch in film twintown.


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    anything is possible,that my friends is a mathematical certainty ;-)
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    So hard to nail it to just one quote, but this one cracks me up everytime

    I'm a werewolf.
    Are you alright?
    I don't know, I'll let you know the next full moon.

    (An American Werewolf in London )

    Another one that always cracks me up is:
    "Is that you John Wayne?
    Is this me?"

    from Full Metal Jacket
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    Surely don't need to say which films there from, there's so many though I could write them down for a week and still not think of them all.

    It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

    I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

    He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

    Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me.

    Say hello to my little friend.

    Come on, you pansy and It's just a flesh wound (same film, scene and character)

    You're gonna need a bigger boat.

    You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

    And last but not least "banana" sorry but even at my age when a little yellow thing says "banana" it cracks me up.






    In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.
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    How about "They've got lumps of it...round the back" The torturer from Life of Brian
    "Let's not argue about 'oo killed 'oo!" Holy grail
    "He's come to rescue me!" "I wouldn't bank on it!" Holy grail...
    Yawn I'm so tired with this big bag of coal on my head...
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    Life of Brian was the start of one of the best weeks I've ever had, 15 years old going to Holland for a school football tournament and we watched Life of Brian on the coach going. Only the football team and a couple of sports teachers went, first thing the teachers said when we got on the coach was "Before training you don't turn up high or drunk, before a game you don't turn up high or drunk." We realised what they meant soon as we found out how easy it was to get served beer on the ferry and how very very cheap it was, the high part dawned on us when we hit Amsterdam
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    In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.
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    : So I was taught that I should come to New York, become an independent woman. And my prince would come, and he would be an agent, and he would get me a role, and I would make my living waiting on tables. I would wait - till thirty, till forty, till fifty. And I was taught that to be an actress, one should be fashionable, and to be fashionable is to be androgynous.



    And I am androgynous not less than David Bowie himself. And they call me beautiful, and I kill with my cunt. Isn't it fashionable? Come on, who's next? I'll take lessons. How to get into show business: be nice to your professor. Be nice to your agent. Be nice to your audience, be nice. How to be a woman: want them when I want you. How to be free and equal: fuck women instead of men, and you'll discover a whole kingdom of freedom.

    Men won't step on you anymore, women will. So come on, who's next? Who wants to teach me? Come on, teach me. Are you afraid? You're right, because they're all dead. All my teachers.


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    (1982)


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    The whole of the film, "Withnail and I" is quotable. Since few of my associates have seen it, I'm generally quoting to myself. Then laughing, to the bemusement of whoever is listening to me.
    I try to live my life by this line from "Bill and Ted" though.
    "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dude".

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    You .... YOU ... YOURE GOOD

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    I do most of my own stunts because the stunt guys show me how.
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    yo adrian,I did it
    anything is possible,that my friends is a mathematical certainty ;-)

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    I think some of the lines in the Adams family are great, I assumed everyone liked the Adams family but I've been asking people recently and nobody I've asked has seen it or remembers it.

    [Wednesday is hooking up an electric chair]
    Wednesday: Pugsley, sit in the chair.
    Pugsley: Why?
    Wednesday: So we can play a game.
    Pugsley: What game?
    Wednesday: [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?"

    [Wednesday is selling lemonade]
    Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
    Wednesday: Yes.
    Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
    Pugsley: Yes.
    Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
    Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
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    Crocodile dundee was full of them -

    My favourite was " thats not a knife,now thats a knife "
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    anything is possible,that my friends is a mathematical certainty ;-)
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    All of the Terminator movies - best pick up line ever


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    "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only truth"

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    Dunno where from, but i remember hearing "Thinking is overrated" and thought that was a good line.
    its a wavy world fullof sheep and rainbows

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    Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
    'Charles, get the rifle, we're being fucked!'
    Had me in stitches!
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    From Network (1976)

    "You are television incarnate, Diana,
    indifferent to suffering,
    insensitive to joy. All of life is
    reduced to the common rubble of
    banality. War, murder, death are
    all the same to you as bottles of
    beer. The daily business of life is
    a corrupt comedy. You even shatter
    the sensations of time and space
    into split-seconds and instant
    replays. You are madness, Diana,
    virulent madness, and everything you
    touch dies with you. Well, not me!
    Not while I can still feel pleasure
    and pain and love!"
    Depending on the company you keep can bring out the best in you, or the worst in you.

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    "I never believed anything I read in The Inquirer." - Citizen Kane.

    ""You must know by now, you will not find the truth in any court room." - A Civil Action.
    Depending on the company you keep can bring out the best in you, or the worst in you.

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    "well punk, do ya feel lucky?"...Dirty Harry.
    " Does not suffer fools gladly!"

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    and my second favourite is "your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Michael Caine in The Italian Job.
    " Does not suffer fools gladly!"

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    One of my all time fave films! Yes.. "wana be down there boys you do.. make a f***ing killing aye!"
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