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    Cunnilingus

    How do you do it?
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    I normally just go down there and lick all around with a lot of enthusiasm but have been told I am rubbish at is as I just lick like a dog and don't have any skills, I thought I was doing it right, but what am I doing wrong?


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    sounds good to me :-)
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    did someone really say you were rubbish? its rude for folks to say their partner is crap in any bedroom department i reckon.... guide them yes, and say what they DO like, but to just point out the negative, that's shite!
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    Originally Posted by blackvelvetydog
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    did someone really say you were rubbish? its rude for folks to say their partner is crap in any bedroom department i reckon.... guide them yes, and say what they DO like, but to just point out the negative, that's shite!
    Well, not in so many words, she just said I had no technique in that department and was just moving my tongue around everywhere.
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    ha ha!! 'moving my tongue around everywhere..'!!! i suggest that she shows you JUST what she would like.... Good luck!! perhaps a status report on here would be interesting :-)

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    Originally Posted by blackvelvetydog
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    ha ha!! 'moving my tongue around everywhere..'!!! i suggest that she shows you JUST what she would like.... Good luck!! perhaps a status report on here would be interesting :-)
    Oh yeah, well I am not the best with words but hope you got the picture.

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    I believe a bit of teasing is required. The object is to excite and give pleasure, not to clean the area.
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    Originally Posted by EnglishLens
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    I believe a bit of teasing is required. The object is to excite and give pleasure, not to clean the area.
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    is that what I have been doing wrong then?

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    Originally Posted by ayami
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    is that what I have been doing wrong then?
    Clearly , you were not making fun of your partner between mouthfuls
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    Originally Posted by ma bungo
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    Clearly , you were not making fun of your partner between mouthfuls
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    huh?.

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    I'm really fortunate with this because I learnt to breathe through my ears ... although not so good if she clamps her thighs too hard, because then I die.
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    Originally Posted by Paul
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    I'm really fortunate with this because I learnt to breathe through my ears ... although not so good if she clamps her thighs too hard, because then I die.
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    A straw bluetacked into a nostril is good back up for any breathing issues.
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    You could always try the bowling ball technique
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    Originally Posted by Rick69
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    You could always try the bowling ball technique
    What is that?

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    It involves the use of two fingers and a thumb (as you would pick up a bowling ball) combined with some serious tongue action

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    Originally Posted by Rick69
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    It involves the use of two fingers and a thumb (as you would pick up a bowling ball) combined with some serious tongue action
    Once tried that and she told me not to do it again.
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    Originally Posted by ma bungo
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    A straw bluetacked into a nostril is good back up for any breathing issues.


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    The alphabet, write the alphabet out with your tongue whilst down there, she is unlikely to realise what you are doing and after a few repeats (depending on how fast you write) she should be quite happy with you.
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    OK how many of you have just been doing that now imagining you are doing it for real? hahahaha

    .......and how many ladies will now be trying to figure it out if their partner is doing that next time lol
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    Originally Posted by wurzel
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    The alphabet, write the alphabet out with your tongue whilst down there, she is unlikely to realise what you are doing and after a few repeats (depending on how fast you write) she should be quite happy with you.
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    don't think I'd be able to concentrate enough to do that. but thanks for the tip.

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    Well it sounds like you've tried a few things and she doesnt really like any of them. Perhaps asking her what she wants would be a good idea.
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    Originally Posted by wurzel
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    The alphabet, write the alphabet out with your tongue whilst down there, she is unlikely to realise what you are doing and after a few repeats (depending on how fast you write) she should be quite happy with you.
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    For us who are dyslexic. We have to have a mental image of the road map we have driven that day. Retracing the route with your tongue. Hopefully not too much motorway driving. Remembering left and right turns you made is not too important. You can always get back on route at the next round about. If you need a rest and your partner starts asking if you are alright down there? Just say your stuck in traffic. If your neck hurts or you really have had enough, just say the Police have pulled you over and your over your limit.

    If you haven't been out in your truck for a day or two & can't remember the way to Skegness. Try becoming a beginner Trombone player. It's all in the lip action.

    My dad would be turning on his grave right now. He always said, "If it bleeds and doesn't die, don't eat it"
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    Originally Posted by Rick69
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    Well it sounds like you've tried a few things and she doesnt really like any of them. Perhaps asking her what she wants would be a good idea.
    What does he do if she says, "The bloke before him or a Lorry driver"
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    Just try it dude, think about it, it aint hard to do the alphabet, a few times is obviously better, and the different way the tongue is moving in either upper or lower case has gotta be better than flat faced dog slopping away at it, although I have heard that that is the reason some ladies own that kinda dog hahaha.
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