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    Originally Posted by ma bungo
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    I think a mans 'thing ' should be reffered to as a 'pork sword'( other meats are available) when its gone off , and a winkie when is resting
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    Surely when its gone off it should be a pork sword with white sauce?

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    Originally Posted by Rick69
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    Surely when its gone off it should be a pork sword with white sauce?
    You are right ,I ment stood to attention rather than jizz cannoning
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    Originally Posted by ma bungo
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    You are right ,I ment stood to attention rather than jizz cannoning
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    Jizz Cannoning???
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    Those Mountains that you're carrying, you were only supposed to climb.

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    Originally Posted by Sootyfoot
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    Jizz Cannoning???
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    It does'nt matter who the guy cheated with,the fact is he did,and to my way of thinking,is'nt ready to make a commitment and marry his gf.I'm actually really feeling sorry for the girlfriend,because she is assuming she can trust her man 100%,and its obvious she can't.Does she really know her fiance that well?It seems not.
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    Originally Posted by Cobra
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    It does'nt matter who the guy cheated with,the fact is he did,and to my way of thinking,is'nt ready to make a commitment and marry his gf.I'm actually really feeling sorry for the girlfriend,because she is assuming she can trust her man 100%,and its obvious she can't.Does she really know her fiance that well?It seems not.
    I know and I do too. I'm guilty for my part. I can't change what happened. At the time it felt right in a way. It's early days yet I'm hoping it will sort itself out x
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    Originally Posted by Sonshine86
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    I apolgise for refering to penises as willies. this mistake will never happen again. What is your prefered term?
    'Fun Time'
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    Originally Posted by Sonshine86
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    I apolgise for refering to penises as willies. this mistake will never happen again. What is your prefered term?

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    Chutney Ferret ?

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    Ye gods ma you must have met some whoppers!!!
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    I have come across many a pork penknife with delusions of grandeur,also an unfortunate splinter and once a pork carving knife type...but sword!! and to top it all it was gone off...thats mouldy gone off or just 2 weeks unwashed.?
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    Gone right off my tea I have.What about vegetarians?Courgette sword?Pickled Dill medley?A new thread I think.

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    Originally Posted by ma bungo
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    I think a mans 'thing ' should be reffered to as a 'pork sword'( other meats are available) when its gone off , and a winkie when is resting
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    How's things with the friendship sonshine86?



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    You need to watch alcohol consumption after this guy is married. It has a tenancy to bring out the best kept of "secrets".

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    Tendency, not tenancy!


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