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Thread: My Sex Life's Been A Fucking Sham!

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    Originally Posted by zendaze
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    Oh sod off!

    I fail to see where you are offering any worthy content to this site!

    There really isn't much to be cheerful about except the supreme ability of people to accept shitty pay and working conditions and expensive consumer solutions......poor are poorer than ever and rich are richer than ever.

    Sex is expensive and therefore a sham.

    Misery is a cheerful reaction to reality.
    LB gives plenty to "this site" buddy,take a peek in her thread in the lurv zone,plenty of super awe inspiring pictures of places she and her family have visited,pic`s shared and very worthy IMHO.

    Why not take a leaf from her book,grab a camera,go for a walk,take some pic`s of nature,find inspiration? maybe your life will perk up a bit,if you are lucky.
    The crap has to change some time.

    To quote the lovely Lucy Lightbringer from elsewhere,"Chin up"
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    Originally Posted by nomis
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    LB gives plenty to "this site" buddy,take a peek in her thread in the lurv zone,plenty of super awe inspiring pictures of places she and her family have visited,pic`s shared and very worthy IMHO.

    Why not take a leaf from her book,grab a camera,go for a walk,take some pic`s of nature,find inspiration? maybe your life will perk up a bit,if you are lucky.
    The crap has to change some time.

    To quote the lovely Lucy Lightbringer from elsewhere,"Chin up"
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    Thank you
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    it's the nicest thing someone has said about me
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    Damn u made me cry.
    You are very kind
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    If I am lucky I will be visited by a lucid dream of transcendental orgasm and die at the emptiest moment before I wake.
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    Originally Posted by zendaze
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    If I am lucky I will be visited by a lucid dream of transcendental orgasm and die at the emptiest moment before I wake.
    Usually
    only happens once on a blue moon or twice a night some Sundays,boots on and grab that camera,you might bump into a super sexy Roamin chick whilst out on yer travels
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    Sorry i made you cry LB,get your fella to give you an extra hug from me.

    xx
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    Originally Posted by nomis
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    Why not take a leaf from her book,grab a camera,go for a walk,take some pic`s of nature,find inspiration?
    Interesting idea, but it doesn't work for everyone. Some people can see pictures, some can't. LB can. Dont know if z has posted any.
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    Originally Posted by Brynhyffryd
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    Interesting idea, but it doesn't work for everyone. Some people can see pictures, some can't. LB can. Dont know if z has posted any.
    True,he is totally entitled to ignore my ramblings or tell me to sod off too
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    Try being with a women, they won't leave until the job is done...multiple times ;-)
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    male to male will encompass male emotions.

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    Originally Posted by zendaze
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    Oh sod off!

    I fail to see where you are offering any worthy content to this site!

    There really isn't much to be cheerful about except the supreme ability of people to accept shitty pay and working conditions and expensive consumer solutions......poor are poorer than ever and rich are richer than ever.

    Sex is expensive and therefore a sham.

    Misery is a cheerful reaction to reality.
    You miserable fuck. Get a grip.
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    Originally Posted by Nomadic monster
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    Try being with a women, they won't leave until the job is done...multiple times ;-)
    neither do I
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    and I make breakfast!
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    Originally Posted by Bernie
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    neither do I
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    and I make breakfast!
    Stop flirting with that newbie
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    you never offered to make me brekkie!

    I'm done with you Bernie
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    Originally Posted by Bernie
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    neither do I
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    and I make breakfast!
    Oh yeah? What kinda breakfast are we talking about here? Cornflakes or full on buffet??
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    Originally Posted by Roamer
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    Stop flirting with that newbie
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    you never offered to make me brekkie!

    I'm done with you Bernie
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    Im not her type Roamer, don't worry I'm still utterly devoted to you, just keeping you on your toes
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    Originally Posted by Nomadic monster
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    Oh yeah? What kinda breakfast are we talking about here? Cornflakes or full on buffet??
    After a night with me you would need a full breakfast !
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    Originally Posted by Nomadic monster
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    Oh yeah? What kinda breakfast are we talking about here? Cornflakes or full on buffet??
    Ah,the way to a Womans heart eh
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    Originally Posted by Nomadic monster
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    Try being with a women, they won't leave until the job is done...multiple times ;-)
    My kinda woman lol x
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    It certainly makes things far more interesting and if you dont make it and both go weak...
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    then you just pss yourself laughing and go to sleep cuddled up happy instead of fraught upset etc.Lifes a blast, sex is ungainly coupling of two...mostly..bipedal mammals,it is funny.Clinical takes on perfect pleasure are too brittle for reality.

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    Originally Posted by zendaze
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    Someone said weed.....

    I'm fantastic at sex of course just like everyone else.........but.........weed is the answer.
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    Originally Posted by Nomadic monster
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    Oh yeah? What kinda breakfast are we talking about here? Cornflakes or full on buffet??
    Probably party sausage but if you want the full monty
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    fibber.you are too happy.

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    Originally Posted by ma bungo
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    My sex life has been a scam , and I have wee'd

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    What do you mean by" the calculated shock of mature romancers"?Do you mean when after all the hype and courting from the village lothario and the prize..little grub...was revealed and I swooned with shock and awe to make him feel better.
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    Originally Posted by zendaze
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    Oooh.

    Hearing wasn't required. It was written in the thread madame.

    'Rotting my mind' has required quite astounding amounts of pressure and I'm amazed by my resilience.

    Life goes on nonetheless and weed facilitates better sex than the pharmaceutical alternatives.

    Can't believe I'm replying to a roamer troll.......but there you go. Life is simple but nothing is straightforward.

    I'm abstinent........ Because its less confusing.

    Nothingness is more appealing than the calculated shock of mature romancers.

    You won't have anything to say about it though Roamer.......Smartarse rules......I prostrate before you in anticipation....

    Mumble grumble bah.
    Absolutely,nice weed ace in the bed...and elsewhere.

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    Chill.LB is one of the most honest and dedicated inputers of this site and I have never seen her be deliberately unkind to anyone..If you are pssd off at the expense of sex why?Do you mean emotional expense?Certainly that is a problem at times,when one partner perceives the level of intimacey and commitment different to the other and gets trashed.I have never charged money or been given it ,but yes the emotional price can at times cost dearly.

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    Originally Posted by zendaze
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    Oh sod off!

    I fail to see where you are offering any worthy content to this site!

    There really isn't much to be cheerful about except the supreme ability of people to accept shitty pay and working conditions and expensive consumer solutions......poor are poorer than ever and rich are richer than ever.

    Sex is expensive and therefore a sham.

    Misery is a cheerful reaction to reality.
    Zendaze you remind me of Eyore the perpetual misery but everybody loves him anyway.
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    My psychology lecturer said that"Depressed people spend too much time focused on reality,it is simply cause and effect"
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    Huh...you old tart.I have said nice things too.....somewhere.x

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    Originally Posted by Lightbringer
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    Thank you
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    it's the nicest thing someone has said about me
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    Damn u made me cry.
    You are very kind
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    Super sexy Roamer hen is clucking her fowl pest way back onto site any moment.Brace yourself Zendaze.
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    Originally Posted by nomis
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    Usually
    only happens once on a blue moon or twice a night some Sundays,boots on and grab that camera,you might bump into a super sexy Roamin chick whilst out on yer travels
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    Sorry i made you cry LB,get your fella to give you an extra hug from me.

    xx

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    Originally Posted by Lightbringer
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    Thank you
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    it's the nicest thing someone has said about me
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    Damn u made me cry.
    You are very kind

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    Dont Cry Lightbringer......Because Someone Has Be Kind And Caring To You ..As You Are Loved By Many On Here Too
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    A True Free Lightbringing Spirit And Never Know The Beautifulness Of Being "IMPERFECTLY PERFECT" Like YOU......And Others On Here .....Because We Are Seen By Soooo Many As "Imperfect" Etc But That Just Makes US PERFECT !! hahahaha xx
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