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    Well you can sod off then moron picker.There was me ..AFTER you implied I would sink so low as to be mean to lovely vannie...trying to gently steer you to where you would have a more select choice to your standards and there you go again BEING MEAN.Roamer is a meanie ,meanie,needs to be nice not mean.No wonder they are running off.You have to be NICE to attract people.Lesson 1.The other lessons culminating in your love success will be given at a rate even you will comprehend sweetie,
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    Originally Posted by Roamer
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    I'm not a complete moron
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    I am capable of picking a decent partner
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    all on my own.
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    Originally Posted by Markrob
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    Good luck on ur quest just hope for you It doesn't turn out to be a disappointment.
    Yeah well sadly it already has been
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    nevermind... I'll still be waiting
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    Originally Posted by cricket
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    Well you can sod off then moron picker.There was me ..AFTER you implied I would sink so low as to be mean to lovely vannie...trying to gently steer you to where you would have a more select choice to your standards and there you go again BEING MEAN.Roamer is a meanie ,meanie,needs to be nice not mean.No wonder they are running off.You have to be NICE to attract people.Lesson 1.The other lessons culminating in your love success will be given at a rate even you will comprehend sweetie,
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    I find her meanness quite attractive


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    Originally Posted by Roamer
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    I didn't look. I was still in shock. He was cute
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    I was very attracted. Not that he knew
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    Ok sod the ring... Go back in tomorrow with your number on a piece of folded up paper and say you forgot to hand it in to him
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    Originally Posted by Lightbringer
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    Yeah well sadly it already has been
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    nevermind... I'll still be waiting
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    I would forget about him then if he's already been a disappointment



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    I will completely & utterly ignore someone that I like
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    that's bonkers really.


    I hope cricket is okay? Sorry cricket. I sorry
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    will you say goodnight?

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    Council tax collector?

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    Originally Posted by Roamer
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    A really nice man gave me the eye today. Works in the council offices & I was in there giving address for council tax & picking up leaflets & whatever.

    I looked at him like he'd gone mental
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    followed by a "what the fook are you looking at" type vibe.

    And I wonder why I'm single
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    Markrob what's my perfect man again? I can't remember :/



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    How would I know?, I'm not you!



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    Originally Posted by Markrob
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    I would forget about him then if he's already been a disappointment
    Yeah well I can fantasise
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    Originally Posted by Lightbringer
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    Ok sod the ring... Go back in tomorrow with your number on a piece of folded up paper and say you forgot to hand it in to him
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    Hahaha! That just isn't me
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    never in a million years.

    Just the thought makes me get all hot & bothered. Good God no
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    You fancy Roamer as shes mean and you are tryiong to put her off tax man.
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    Originally Posted by Markrob
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    I would forget about him then if he's already been a disappointment
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    Originally Posted by Markrob
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    How would I know?, I'm not you!
    Because I told you ya dip shit
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    Originally Posted by cricket
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    Council tax collector?
    Desk man
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    we had extended eye contact. I have great legs & tight jeans
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    he saw those first.
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    LB may mean you.

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    Originally Posted by Markrob
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    I would forget about him then if he's already been a disappointment

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    Originally Posted by Roamer
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    Hahaha! That just isn't me
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    never in a million years.

    Just the thought makes me get all hot & bothered. Good God no
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    Stalk him :/ follow him home and pretend to pass out on his doorstep lol he'll have to give you mouth to mouth
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    Originally Posted by cricket
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    You fancy Roamer as shes mean and you are tryiong to put her off tax man.
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    No I'm not trying to put her off tax man I wish her luck



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    Sorry??Why??
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    Originally Posted by Roamer
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    I will completely & utterly ignore someone that I like
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    that's bonkers really.


    I hope cricket is okay? Sorry cricket. I sorry
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    will you say goodnight?

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    Originally Posted by cricket
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    Well you can sod off then moron picker.There was me ..AFTER you implied I would sink so low as to be mean to lovely vannie...trying to gently steer you to where you would have a more select choice to your standards and there you go again BEING MEAN.Roamer is a meanie ,meanie,needs to be nice not mean.No wonder they are running off.You have to be NICE to attract people.Lesson 1.The other lessons culminating in your love success will be given at a rate even you will comprehend sweetie,
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    You KNOW I love you
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    I iz very sorry
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    Originally Posted by Roamer
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    Desk man
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    we had extended eye contact. I have great legs & tight jeans
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    he saw those first.
    Go on lass!!!!
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    Originally Posted by Lightbringer
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    Stalk him :/ follow him home and pretend to pass out on his doorstep lol he'll have to give you mouth to mouth
    I would really like to kiss him
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    but I wouldn't want to get arrested
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    Never mind that, go and do what LB said.Ask his advice or something get close see if he makes you feel sexy, then at least have a practice run with fun if he is not mr perfect.Ive missed so many chances due to not acting quick enough.I still have confetti saved from that failed wedding to paul to use up.
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    I've never tried to chat up a guy before so I'm shite at pulling advice, my idea sounds fun though orrr go in with a short skirt and stockings on and pretend to drop something


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    DO IT.. DO IT.. DO IT..We can crowd fund the bail money.

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    Originally Posted by Lightbringer
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    Go on lass!!!!
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