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    Originally Posted by Roamer
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    I have joined the mile high club but it's very overrated.

    I didn't write home about it.
    What's it like? I've never even been on a plane!

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    A bit like sex in a portable toilet I guess we've all done that
    just a simple guy
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    Originally Posted by Offgrid hero
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    A bit like sex in a portable toilet I guess we've all done that
    I haven't
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    I don't believe it
    just a simple guy

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    Originally Posted by Offgrid hero
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    I don't believe it
    I'd rather do it in the middle of a field with everyone watching than have sex in one of them

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    Originally Posted by Roamer
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    I have joined the mile high club but it's very overrated.

    I didn't write home about it.
    Which Airline? Where where you flying to/From?

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    Originally Posted by Lightbringer
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    I'd rather do it in the middle of a field with everyone watching than have sex in one of them
    it would be cleaner!
    Those Mountains that you're carrying, you were only supposed to climb.
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    Originally Posted by Sootyfoot
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    Which Airline? Where where you flying to/From?

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    it would be cleaner!
    Exactly!

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    Originally Posted by Lightbringer
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    What's it like? I've never even been on a plane!

    Its quite easy to join the mile high club with out leaving the ground , but not in the UK .
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    Originally Posted by Lightbringer
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    I'd rather do it in the middle of a field with everyone watching than have sex in one of them
    Even in the mud when it's raining?
    just a simple guy
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    Originally Posted by Offgrid hero
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    Even in the mud when it's raining?
    Hell yeah!

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    Originally Posted by Lightbringer
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    Hell yeah!
    Did you go to morrisons today? If it weren't you then your double walked past me in the car park.

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    Originally Posted by Offgrid hero
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    A bit like sex in a portable toilet I guess we've all done that
    At least you can have a smoke in a portaloo
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    Originally Posted by Roamer
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    Did you go to morrisons today? If it weren't you then your double walked past me in the car park.
    No but I did go to Asda and B&Q

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    Originally Posted by Roamer
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    Did you go to morrisons today? If it weren't you then your double walked past me in the car park.
    Poor woman

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    Originally Posted by ma bungo
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    Cart wheels to the offy, 2 cans of special brew and a packet of salt and vinigar chip sticks. Consume rapidly (under 5 mins , best), cart wheel home .

    Jobs a good un, garanteed not pregnant .
    On a serious note, my M-I-L (now retired) was a gynaecological nurse, there are lots of people who do believe things like that, one I was told was a girl thought a form of contraception was, immediately after sex the girl should get into a position where her back was flat, arse and legs up in the air and the guy would open a bottle of coca cola (a small one I presume) and insert it into her front bum. The thinking was the cola would kill the sperm off
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    Never judge someone by the opinion of others.
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    Originally Posted by wurzel
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    On a serious note, my M-I-L (now retired) was a gynaecological nurse, there are lots of people who do believe things like that, one I was told was a girl thought a form of contraception was, immediately after sex the girl should get into a position where her back was flat, arse and legs up in the air and the guy would open a bottle of coca cola (a small one I presume) and insert it into her front bum. The thinking was the cola would kill the sperm off
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    What!! No way oh dear

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    Originally Posted by wurzel
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    The thinking was the cola would kill the sperm off
    It's a well known fact that it just makes 'em burp!
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    Originally Posted by wurzel
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    On a serious note, my M-I-L (now retired) was a gynaecological nurse, there are lots of people who do believe things like that, one I was told was a girl thought a form of contraception was, immediately after sex the girl should get into a position where her back was flat, arse and legs up in the air and the guy would open a bottle of coca cola (a small one I presume) and insert it into her front bum. The thinking was the cola would kill the sperm off
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    Oh, I thought that worked are you telling me it didn't? Waste of good cola then.

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    Lol



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    Originally Posted by Lightbringer
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    Lol
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    I was with woman who took a whole 1.5 litre bottle of pepsi up her foof!
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    God that would burn.

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    Originally Posted by ayami
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    I was with woman who took a whole 1.5 litre bottle of pepsi up her foof!
    Nooo that's awful

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    There's a grain of truth in it. The ascetic acid in the coke makes the sperm die off, but it's not 100%.

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    Originally Posted by vanwoman84
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    There's a grain of truth in it. The ascetic acid in the coke makes the sperm die off, but it's not 100%.
    Well I've learnt something new today!

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