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Thread: Toilet Seat. Up or down?

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    Toilet Seat. Up or down?

    I'm not gonna mince words........if I'm a visitor I respect the rule of the house.

    Toilet seat is up in my own imaginary house for a piss and If woman can't be arsed to flip it down without bitching and whining I simply cannot entertain their mind fucking bullshit.

    Crack on!
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    Down, i always sit down for a piss - why would you choose to stand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick69 View Post
    Down, i always sit down for a piss - why would you choose to stand?

    It must be funny to watch you using a urinal
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    Always up for convenience if Im in control. In others home. Just the way I find it unless I've been told otherwise.
    even a gypsy caravan is too much settling down.
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    exiled cornishman wandering gypsy's Avatar
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    hedges dont have seats
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    Who needs a darn seat anyway? OK. Yes, dear.
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    Shed Junkie alices wonderland's Avatar
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    In the Pinz it's got to be left down, flush works on vacume to empty, same vacume then draws clean water from tank and into bowl for the next visitor.
    even a gypsy caravan is too much settling down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wandering gypsy View Post
    hedges dont have seats
    Just rain and prickles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zendaze View Post
    I'm not gonna mince words........if I'm a visitor I respect the rule of the house.

    Toilet seat is up in my own imaginary house for a piss and If woman can't be arsed to flip it down without bitching and whining I simply cannot entertain their mind fucking bullshit.

    Crack on!
    Morning Zendaze, I see you are brimming with the joy of life
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    you forgot sliding over in the mud after a good position has been acheived then getting stingers in your pants.
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    Just rain and prickles.
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    Dangerous jollity Dolly bearing in mind the recepient of your cheery words.You bitching,whining and messing with his head again?
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    Morning Zendaze, see you are brimming with the joy of life
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    I couldn't careless tbh


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick69 View Post
    Down, i always sit down for a piss - why would you choose to stand?
    I have a friend who does that, I have caught him many a time, I say to him 'what are you a man or a bitch'
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    Quote Originally Posted by cricket View Post
    Dangerous jollity Dolly bearing in mind the recepient of your cheery words.You bitching,whining and messing with his head again?

    I think Mr Zendaze ain't too worried about me - he likes it
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    The seat up, dont wanna piss on the lid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick69 View Post
    Down, i always sit down for a piss - why would you choose to stand?
    Target practice

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    I always sit to pee.... The PA makes it kinda necessary!
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    Anything that doesn't end up on the floor is a plus I guess...hedges not included obviously .
    Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up on your dreams and ideals, wrinkles the soul.
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    Quote Originally Posted by realnutter View Post
    I always sit to pee.... The PA makes it kinda necessary!
    PA ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThreeMoons View Post
    Anything that doesn't end up on the floor is a plus I guess...hedges not included obviously .
    Im a good shot ive practiced for many MANY years lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by essexcamper View Post
    PA ??
    Prince Albert

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    Ouch ! lol

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    The last thing id wanna do with my dick is stick a needle in it, but i bet there's a few ladies out there that would love to....
    Ok ladies form an orderly queue
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    Quote Originally Posted by ma bungo View Post
    It must be funny to watch you using a urinal
    I dont have a urinal at home.
    Nor have i ever seen one fitted with a seat.


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