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    your life on social media?

    Disclaimer this poem is very dark its for adults only its also a communal work in progress meaning if anyone wants to add to it they can ...
    If it offends you then fuck off and read some Spike Milligan.

    actually had to delete it was just too dark a poem.....

    Last edited by treestump; 16-02--2017 at 12:32 AM. Reason: dark too dark
    I do most of my own stunts because the stunt guys show me how.


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    the second bit was tamer but made no sense without the first and the first bit was too dark
    ..............
    Last edited by treestump; 16-02--2017 at 12:33 AM.
    I do most of my own stunts because the stunt guys show me how.

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    I went on facebook the other day
    To see what mates had to say
    But all I saw was the facebook feed
    Of loads of crap I did not need
    So in a fit of feeling lippy
    I clicked on over to uk hippy
    Here I posted loads of shit
    I really am an annoying git
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    Originally Posted by Bungo
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    I went on facebook the other day
    To see what mates had to say
    But all I saw was the facebook feed
    Of loads of crap I did not need
    So in a fit of feeling lippy
    I clicked on over to uk hippy
    Here I posted loads of shit
    I really am an annoying git
    Indeed!

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    Facebook, snapchat, linkedin, twitter
    Most of its users seems quite bitter
    Although i have a little hunch
    That most are probably c....

    Cant think of how to finish it
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    Originally Posted by Rick69;
    Facebook, snapchat, linkedin, twitter
    Most of its users seems quite bitter
    Although i have a little hunch
    That most are probably c....

    Cant think of how to finish it
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    Out to lunch - tthat's what you were aiming for, was it not?
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    If men bore wings and had black feathers, few would be intelligent enough to be crows.
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    Originally Posted by parrotandcrow
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    Out to lunch - tthat's what you were aiming for, was it not?
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    TThats much better than what i had in mind
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    Originally Posted by Rick69
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    TThats much better than what i had in mind
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    Ha Ha , less sweary I bet
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    Originally Posted by ma bungo
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    Ha Ha , less sweary I bet
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    Not at all..
    My initial thoughts were ...charming people who post inane drivel to try and make the meaningless debt ridden existence they currently live in seem a bit less depressing, but it didnt quite read right..
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    Originally Posted by Rick69
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    Not at all..
    My initial thoughts were ...charming people who post inane drivel to try and make the meaningless debt ridden existence they currently live in seem a bit less depressing, but it didnt quite read right..
    ...a charming bunch ?
    For what comes out upon the screen
    Is probably not what they really mean
    So the benifit of doubt is what i'll give
    At least their lives I don't have to live
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    Following on from MA's contribution above..

    Sharing your life with all the nation
    The ultimate ego masturbation
    Youve got 2000 virtual friends
    Yet not on one can you depend
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