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    They should have classes on how to eat grapefruit without squirting yourself in the eye with the juice

    sounds as though you need grapefruit goggles , try these ...


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    Hahaha! Cool!!!!!

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    Hey, you want to see some medieval torture device for women? UKHippy's got a sale on!
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    "She's rearranging the carpets in her garage again. Maybe the car needs a wee change of scenery."
    "Tell me again, why is she washing the garage roof?"
    "Hi, man, come in! Finished your chores for the day! Wow! Are those grapes for me? Thank you very much!"

    I am so ashamed of myself now
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    I was telling my partner about an incident at the charity I work for regarding rubber gloves and thought at the time "what fucking planet are you on" about the volunteer involved.
    After thinking about the amount of wet wipes, disinfectant cleaning products used, rubber gloves donned by this kill or avoid all possible contact with germs culture that now prevails: a wee lightbulb lit up in my brain.
    "we are clearly the ones on the wrong planet"
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    Im really not with it tonight...malc pops out of the van says "its still raining"...i briefly look out..."hmm!...yeah..the lake looks wet"..???? Xx
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    This was my 8 year old grand daughter abut the funeral of GG (great gran)
    "They put her in a room that is totally on fire and burn her alive"
    The thing is that she said it in a quite matter of fact way and was not the least bit fazed by the whole thing
    I think my daughter had probably thought that that she had done a pretty good job of explaining the process in a way that was understandable but clearly L had her own idea!
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    This was my 8 year old grand daughter abut the funeral of GG (great gran)
    "They put her in a room that is totally on fire and burn her alive"
    The thing is that she said it in a quite matter of fact way and was not the least bit fazed by the whole thing
    I think my daughter had probably thought that that she had done a pretty good job of explaining the process in a way that was understandable but clearly L had her own idea!

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