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Thread: My 12 year old niece has explained why I am single

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    My 12 year old niece has explained why I am single

    Hello All,
    I am lucky enough to have spent the last few days with a lady!
    I am lucky enough to have spent the last few days with my 12 year old niece who is spending the weekend with me. While we were having something to eat earlier she wiped her mouth giving a big sigh exclaiming.
    Uncle Drew, I think you have to stop meeting silly women. That's why you are single. If you meet women who aren't silly they would defo marry you. It's got to stop ...How am I going to be a bridesmaid you need to sort it out (said while wagging a finger at me).
    So I guess I know where I have been going wrong all my life...
    I just had to share that and I make no apology .... Biggest smile of my weekend!
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    Your niece sounds awesome!

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    Originally Posted by Lightbringer
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    Your niece sounds awesome!
    She is !
    And she was quite clear it was my fault !!
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    Originally Posted by MKMale
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    She is !
    And she was quite clear it was my fault !!
    Hey us women are always right
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    Except for the silly ones, and we aren't those sorts.
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    Originally Posted by Lightbringer
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    Hey us women are always right
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    Oohh I remember that..... I think it was something like this...
    Lesson 1
    Women are always right. (Note to self- Also see woman's perogative )

    Woman's perogative -
    A woman may change her mind about anything at anytime without notice and no explanation. This is a core principle of The woman's perogative.

    I am sure that is what my Mum and sisters told me ....
    HeHe
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    Originally Posted by Miss_bee
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    Except for the silly ones, and we aren't those sorts.
    Phew .. I'm glad you're not the silly ones, I have been told to stay away from them
    HeHe
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    I found a wall hanging thingy, in a charity shop, and bought it for the bus. it states,

    "I may have changed my opinion, but this does not alter the fact that I am right."
    If men bore wings and had black feathers, few would be intelligent enough to be crows.
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    Hmmm,marriage,,,,bit of a tricky one that.
    Best of luck
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    Originally Posted by nomis
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    Hmmm,marriage,,,,bit of a tricky one that.
    Best of luck
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    I was thinking that myself (but using more colourful language) ... But I wouldn't tell her that HeHe
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    Hahahahahaha......That Was And Be Soooo Funny Reading Your Headline Post Topic Words What Your Neice Said hehehehe
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    She Sounds A Real Little Charcter And A Real Cutie Cute Too
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    ).....It Really Made Me Both Giggle And Smile At Her Thinking And Her Cute Little Words While She Be Pointing And Wagging Her Finger At The Sams Time ...hahahaha...Soooo Funny hehehe
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    Originally Posted by Danann
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    Hahahahahaha......That Was And Be Soooo Funny Reading Your Headline Post Topic Words What Your Neice Said hehehehe
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    She Sounds A Real Little Charcter And A Real Cutie Cute Too
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    ).....It Really Made Me Both Giggle And Smile At Her Thinking And Her Cute Little Words While She Be Pointing And Wagging Her Finger At The Sams Time ...hahahaha...Soooo Funny hehehe
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    Thank you for your kind words. She is beyond cute at times, extremely smart, intelligent and quick witted. She is 'Her Mother's Daughter' in almost every way. At times it is like going back in time. Her 2 Older brothers adore her and we have already planned for the time someone comes to collect her for her first date ! HeHe
    I know I am biased but I have to say all my niece's and nephews are (Most of the time) beyond cute and I am very proud to be there Uncle. I give full credit to my sisters for it !
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    Top little lady bud. When you get fed up with the silly ladies send em round here!
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    I've always suspected that my brother is attracted to the wrong type. Now he's given up.

    MKM - what if you're doomed to be attracted to silly women? Maybe it's just the silly women you have so far met.

    You need to find somebody seriously silly.
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    Oh I do like a silly person.. but yes, they need to be serious as well. When its needed.
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    Originally Posted by Maxal
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    I've always suspected that my brother is attracted to the wrong type. Now he's given up.

    MKM - what if you're doomed to be attracted to silly women? Maybe it's just the silly women you have so far met.

    You need to find somebody seriously silly.
    Oh no Maxal ... If you're right (I think you might be), then I am going to be in trouble with my niece ...
    That's not good HeHe

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    Originally Posted by Miss_bee
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    Oh I do like a silly person.. but yes, they need to be serious as well. When its needed.
    I just need to find one that knows that Miss_bee
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    Originally Posted by MKMale
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    Thank you for your kind words. She is beyond cute at times, extremely smart, intelligent and quick witted. She is 'Her Mother's Daughter' in almost every way. At times it is like going back in time. Her 2 Older brothers adore her and we have already planned for the time someone comes to collect her for her first date ! HeHe
    I know I am biased but I have to say all my niece's and nephews are (Most of the time) beyond cute and I am very proud to be there Uncle. I give full credit to my sisters for it !
    Well you've melted my heart!

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    I like a silly person too, and seriously silly too. Super silly even, not to be confused with supercilious, which I don't like.

    I wish I could find somebody with a good measure of silly and serious - that would be super.
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    (I'm serious.)

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    We dont even entertain the idea of serious,unless its an absolutely last option😊xx
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    How lovely! I do miss having someone to be silly with. Its fabulous when you find someone, and it can be all sorts of people, who 'get' silliness.

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