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    Walking back to happiness ma bungo's Avatar
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    Testicle botox

    Would you go for this ?


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    Wtf?

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    Noooooooooooooooo !!!!!

    OMG I have gotta go and have a lie down somewhere quiet.
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    I was distracted from the botox story by 'the man who got his testicles caught in an Ikea chair'
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    Originally Posted by Miss_bee
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    I was distracted from the botox story by 'the man who got his testicles caught in an Ikea chair'
    LOL , I missed that
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    Oh FFS, what next?
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    The O/H was a carer many years ago and was advised about taking great care when wheeling elderly men in open bottomed commode chairs to position them over the toilet
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    As for botoxing your nuts .........there really are some sad fckrs around.
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    Not all who wander are lost
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    Ouchhhhh ...I Be Not Having Any ...But It Did My Eyes Go
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    ..Why Be Some Peeps Be Doing That Anyways? When They SwellAnd FillUp Full With The Right Playing Touch Touch hehehe
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    Scrotox , pmsl


    The trouble is, you think you have time.

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    I doubt it. I'd want to see a lot of evidence of any real benefit, before I'd even consider it.

    My son, a dentist in the USA who has always been very generous with his time and skills when I visit, is also licensed to administer botox injections ... no it really doesn't bear thinking about!
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    Reminds me of when I visited a tattooist called Jock many years ago in Finsbury Park,he worked from home.
    We went into his studio room and he was spread out on a bed he must have weighed in at about 25 stone, cursing and moaning in his broad Glaswegian accent.we asked what was wrong,he told us that he had tattooed his conkers with 2 swallows and his conkers had swollen to the size and colour of those big plums that you see in the greengrocers.Put me off tattoos for a long time.
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    And plums?
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    So the idea is they hang lower? Great, just what i need to warm my knees...

    You can buy rubber stretching rings from specialized stores for a lot less than the cost of one treatment, and its permanent.
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    Originally Posted by Rick69
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    So the idea is they hang lower? Great, just what i need to warm my knees...

    You can buy rubber stretching rings from specialized stores for a lot less than the cost of one treatment, and its permanent.
    I can always rely on you for a giggle lol

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    Originally Posted by rumpusmany
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    Reminds me of when I visited a tattooist called Jock many years ago in Finsbury Park,he worked from home.
    We went into his studio room and he was spread out on a bed he must have weighed in at about 25 stone, cursing and moaning in his broad Glaswegian accent.we asked what was wrong,he told us that he had tattooed his conkers with 2 swallows and his conkers had swollen to the size and colour of those big plums that you see in the greengrocers.Put me off tattoos for a long time.
    Many years ago as an 18 year old member of Parachute Regiment in Hamburg I witnessed a mate getting tattooed one night and it put me off tattoos for life. He threw up, he fainted and his arm swelled up and turned dark red. He was six weeks in military hospital and ended up on a punishment/charge for self inflicted injury.

    No surprise, I never got a tattoo, apparently about 30 people a year die each year from tattoos, mainly infections

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    Sometimes I wonder about the male species, how did we make it this far in evolution
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    Originally Posted by rhythm
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    Sometimes I wonder about the male species, how did we make it this far in evolution
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    Yep...I Be Often Thinking And Thought That Too hahahaha.
    But Then Realized It Was Because "Women" Helped Them .hahahahahaha")))) ....
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    Originally Posted by rhythm
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    Sometimes I wonder about the male species, how did we make it this far in evolution
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    Listening to women....
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    Yup definitely women
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    Originally Posted by Fire-Tree
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    Listening to women....
    Then doing the opposite?

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    Originally Posted by Lightbringer
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    Yup definitely women
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    Behind every man is a great woman rolling her eyes
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    Behind every successful woman is a pile of ironing.
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    Originally Posted by Miss_bee
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    Behind every successful woman is a pile of ironing.
    Irons are the worst invention going, one day not ironing stuff will be the norm and the things can be assigned to the reject bin of history.
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    Had to try to explain to my four-year-old what an iron is when it came up in something we were reading. He's never seen one.
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